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- Woman Arrested After Giving Birth Drunk (AP)
- Man Again Drinks Holy Water at Ga. Church (AP)
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- Police: Charged Gang Leader Recorded Song (AP)
- Okla. Woman Accused of Giving Birth Drunk (AP)
- N.Zealand man fined for removing condom during sex (Reuters)
- Thais beat bird flu with passport for fighting cocks (Reuters)
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- Okla. Woman Said Gives Birth While Drunk (AP)
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- Okla. Woman Said to Give Birth While Drunk (AP)
- Dog Fights Off 700-Pound Alligator (AP)
- Man Allegedly Impersonates QBs for Dates (AP)
- Man Apologizes but Keeps Fundraiser Cash (AP)
- Philly pair become world's oldest married couple (Reuters)
- Okla. Officer Caught on Tape Buying Drugs (AP)
- Calif. Authorities Seize 800 Pounds of Pot (AP)
- 14-Pound Baby Girl Born in Kentucky (AP)
- Mysterious Texas Lights Draw Crowds (AP)
- Roaches Dressed Up for 'Hall of Fame' (AP)
- Internet provides instant Harry Potter reviews (Reuters)
- Village People 'Cop' in Trouble With Law (AP)
- Couple Has Two Sets of Identical Twins (AP)
- Ky. to Drop 'Mr. Smiley' License Plates (AP)
- Woman Gives Birth to Two Sets of Twins (AP)
- Man Sued Over Mailing of Feces, Garbage (AP)
- Singapore Opens Landfill to Tourists (AP)
- Pope hails vacations as escape from frenetic life (Reuters)
- Hippo, Believed Among Oldest, Turns 54 (AP)
- Gardeners Drop Clothes to Raise Funds (AP)
- Wild panda "thief" leads chase through China city (Reuters)
- Panda Enjoys City Adventure in China (AP)
- Rats invade central Hong Kong (Reuters)
- Indian *removed**removed**removed**removed* drive makes audience sit up and notice (Reuters)
- Panda Leads Chinese City on Pursuit (AP)
- Row over referees halts Nigerian league (Reuters)
- Funeral Home Offers 'Beds' for Loved One (AP)
- Movie Fan Has Nose Bitten Off in Argument (AP)
- Row over referees disrupts Nigerian League programme (Reuters)
- German man cans car exhaust to feed GDR nostalgia (Reuters)
- Vietnamese Arrested for Mailing Skull (AP)
- Wild panda 'thief' leads chase through China city (Reuters)
- Rats invade central Hong Kong (Reuters)
- Nostalgic? Open a can of car exhaust (Reuters)
- *removed**removed**removed**removed* drive makes audience sit up and notice (Reuters)
- Gangster's birthday party spells panic in Rio (Reuters)
- Mob fire-bombs 'teapot' cult HQ (Reuters)
- Pope hails vacations as escape from frenetic life (Reuters)
- Suddenly, It's Hip to Be Square (AP)
- Feisty Bull Ravages Construction Vehicles (AP)
- Toddler Has Identity Stolen Twice (AP)
- Amsterdam Police Arrest Swimming Burglar (AP)
- Dog Enjoys Diet of Cheeseburgers, Shakes (AP)
- Lookalike bookings rise as Germans warm to Merkel (Reuters)
- Call me HAL: Japan looks to robots for elderly care (Reuters)
- Australia returns stolen artefacts to Egypt (Reuters)
- 40 pilots in California indicted for fraud (Reuters)
- Chocolate as healthy as red wine - cocoa industry (Reuters)
- Spectator Punches Tour De France Rider (AP)
- Potential Juror Fined for Vulgarity (AP)
- Mystery of Missing Garden Gnomes Puzzling (AP)
- Athletes Spark White House Flip-Flop Flap (AP)
- Eavesdropping Concerns Conn. Town Council (AP)
- Man Loses Appeal Over Jurors' Break (AP)
- Good news for dark chocolate-lovers? (Reuters)
- Motown producer sentenced on tax violation (Reuters)
- Laos sends backpackers packing before Asia meeting (Reuters)
- Now, this is one scary story... (Reuters)
- Fewer in U.S. marry as more live together (Reuters)
- Italy shuts beach after toxic algae surfaces (Reuters)
- Lookalike bookings rise as Germans warm to Merkel (Reuters)
- Safe driving is yours for a song... (Reuters)
- Teaching group to consider banning word "fail" (Reuters)
- Singing makes for safer driving-report (Reuters)
- Outhouse Man Says He Was Looking for Ring (AP)
- Man Allegedly Steals Shoes, Underwear (AP)
- Woman Charged With Trying to Poison Ex (AP)
- Man Accused of Sabotaging Doc's Messages (AP)
- Woman Crashes, Man Escapes on Tractor (AP)
- Naked Man Shot, Crashes Squad Car Into Bus (AP)
- Arizona town approves pigeon coop for Mike Tyson (Reuters)
- Woman, 76, Said to Sell Crack From Window (AP)
- Fla. Woman, 76, Allegedly Sells Crack (AP)
- Police sent nude shopper home with warning (Reuters)
- Arnold the Crime-Fighting Pig Dies (AP)
- Fire Captain Uses Fire Truck to Water Lawn (AP)
- Lawmaker Wants to Send Virgins to College (AP)
- Calif. H.S. Makes Car Pooling Mandatory (AP)
- Man Brags About Robbery to Radio Station (AP)
- Get ready to e-mail this one to your friends... (Reuters)
- Police send nude shopper home with warning (Reuters)
- A good reason to be a virgin... (Reuters)
- 'Don't move or I will shoot...' (Reuters)
- Town approves pigeon coop for Mike Tyson (Reuters)
- Brazilians poke fun at political scandal (Reuters)
- Voluntary castaway Bombard dies at 80 (Reuters)
- Singaporeans Try to Break Blind Date Mark (AP)
- Volvo seeks permission to drink and drive (Reuters)
- Bald man loses fight for state-financed toupee (Reuters)
- Microchip Saves Rare Cambodian Turtle (AP)
- Heavy rain causes earth tremors in German Alps (Reuters)
- Cosmetic surgery firm riles Spanish nurses (Reuters)
- Volvo Asks Gov't if It Could Drive Drunk (AP)
- U.S film maker promotes meditation for world peace (Reuters)
- After Chase, Man Ends Up in Own Courtroom (AP)
- Zoo Owner Accused of Locking in Customers (AP)
- Woman Gives Birth on Flight to New York (AP)
- After Chase, Man Ends Up in Own Courtroom (AP)
- Zoo Hopes Rival Will Inspire Elephant (AP)
- Rare Cambodian turtle saved from soup by microchip (Reuters)
- Gushing Faucet Could Land Artist in Court (AP)
- G.I. Grandma to Help Soldiers in Iraq (AP)
- Repairs Foil Malaysia Leader's Move (AP)
- Thieves Use Saw to Chop Up Artwork (AP)
- Man wants hair, but state doesn't need 'toupee' (Reuters)
- Volvo seeks permission to drink and drive (Reuters)
- Cosmetic surgery firm's stunt riles nurses (Reuters)
- The poor taste award for this month goes to... (Reuters)
- Hitler sketches, cards sold at Montreal auction (Reuters)
- Dead find new resting place: the sideboard (Reuters)
- Father of the TV Dinner dead at 83 (Reuters)
- Japanese paperback writers find home in South Korea (Reuters)
- Hawaiian caterpillars hunt like spiders-report (Reuters)
- Hawaiian Caterpillar Has Unique Taste (AP)
- Berlusconi launches hate campaign against himself (Reuters)
- Boy sends bomb threat to protest Polish bank service (Reuters)
- Marketers May Stop Calling Dead People (AP)
- Group Takes 550 Gerbils From Small House (AP)
- Bears Wander Into Motels in New Mexico (AP)
- Peruvian state Web site posts ad seeking cadaver (Reuters)
- Moose Removed From Colorado Army Post (AP)
- Zoo Names Penguin After Steelers Announcer (AP)
- Florida Police Search for Naked Tickler (AP)
- Skateboarder Branded by Manhole Cover Sues (AP)
- Two Hurt in ATV Accident After Funeral (AP)
- Bears Wander Into Motels in New Mexico (AP)
- Peruvian state Web site posts ad seeking cadaver (Reuters)
- Shopping for a cadaver... (Reuters)
- Boy sends bomb threat to protest bank service (Reuters)
- Parisians flock to 'Copacabana beach' (Reuters)
- Police arrest three in Canada-US drug tunnel raid (Reuters)
- Medication triggered madness of King George (Reuters)
- Hawaiian caterpillars hunt like spiders -report (Reuters)
- Serial Meal Thief Seeks to Make Amends (AP)
- Medication triggered madness of King George (Reuters)
- Michael Jackson wants to move to Berlin -newspaper (Reuters)
- French like the way they look, survey shows (Reuters)
- Spain bans smoking in countryside to curb fire risk (Reuters)
- Moose Carcass Stench Keeps Woman Indoors (AP)
- Barcode-cover '80s album selling for a song (Reuters)
- 'Raging Grannies' Fight to Enlist in Army (AP)
- Mom With Headache Lets Son Drive to School (AP)
- Va. Officers Seize 105 Cats From Home (AP)
- Company Develops New Type of Toilet Paper (AP)
- Moose Carcass Stench Keeps Woman Indoors (AP)
- Inmate sues over finger in veggie meal (Reuters)
- Firefighters Tear Apart Wrong Vehicle (AP)
- Tree Helps Golfer Nail a Hole-In-One (AP)
- Mom With Headache Lets Son Drive to School (AP)
- Police Say Ferris Wheel Operator Was Drunk (AP)
- Man Forced to Wear Sign for Animal Cruelty (AP)
- Inmate Sues Over Fingertip in Frozen Food (AP)
- Man Knocked Unconscious While Eluding Rock (AP)
- Friends Mount Billboard for Bachelor (AP)
- Vampire fraudsters take bite of Sicilian's savings (Reuters)
- Wal-Mart Nixes 'Singles Shopping' (AP)
- Clammer Says He Dug Up Lost Wedding Ring (AP)
- Calif. Woman Delivers Baby Boy in Toilet (AP)
- Life-Sized Statue of Betty Boop Beheaded (AP)
- Maggot Treatment Saves Mich. Woman's Foot (AP)
- Thailand Hopes to Boost Babies' Brainpower (AP)
- Vampire fraudsters take bite of Sicilian's savings (Reuters)
- Hawaiian Teen Recovering From Fish Attack (AP)
- Blair Spent $3,130 on Makeup in Six Years (AP)
- Florida mailman wins Hemingway look-alike contest (Reuters)
- Improper Attire Could Mean Court Citation (AP)
- Billboard Seeks Wife for Utah Bachelor, 31 (AP)
- Who wouldn't fall for such a clever trick? (Reuters)
- French like the way they look, survey shows (Reuters)
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- Nadal won't get far in prize for latest title win (Reuters)
- Pirated Harry Potter book sells briskly in Dhaka (Reuters)
- Funeral held for last direct heir to Korean throne (Reuters)
- China facing epidemic of suicide, depression (Reuters)
- Inmate sues over finger in veggie meal (Reuters)
- Soccer striker exhumed in murder probe (Reuters)
- Spain bans smoking in countryside to curb fire risk (Reuters)
- Pirated Harry Potter book sells briskly in Dhaka (Reuters)
- Funeral held for last direct heir to Korean throne (Reuters)
- Nadal won't get far in prize for latest title win (Reuters)
- Dozens of Disney strays put down before park opens (Reuters)
- Blair Spent $3,130 on Makeup in Six Years (AP)
- Why cats will never live the sweet life (Reuters)
- Texas man arrested after reporting marijuana theft (Reuters)
- Stressed-out worms die *removed**removed**removed**removed**removed*, study finds (Reuters)
- Santas From Across Globe Meet in Denmark (AP)
- Zoo Director Becomes Spider Monkey's Mom (AP)
- Mom Pleads Guilty to Hosting Sex Parties (AP)
- Calif. university to offer Indian casino degree (Reuters)
- Woman Convicted Because of Pet Pigs' Odor (AP)
- Canadian lab to test "sasquatch" hair (Reuters)
- Heifer Gives Birth to Four Calves (AP)
- US woman who cut off man's penis gets 8 yrs in jail (Reuters)
- Cow Gives Birth to Four Calves (AP)
- Croatian farmer killed by falling cow (Reuters)
- Going green? Put fruit in your tank, says Cyprus (Reuters)
- Singapore cracks down on killer litter (Reuters)
- Japan profs urge Tokyo's Ishihara to study French (Reuters)
- South African donates blood for record 350th time (Reuters)
- Plumber takes a leak, doesn't fix it (Reuters)
- What do you suppose he thought would happen? (Reuters)
- Man donates blood for record 350th time (Reuters)
- Noisy school kids have mouths taped (Reuters)
- Farmer killed by falling cow (Reuters)
- Jewish militants put death curse on Sharon? (Reuters)
- Lab to test 'sasquatch' hair (Reuters)
- Rare island birds threatened by 'super mice' (Reuters)
- Why cats will never live the sweet life (Reuters)
- Mexico's first lady donates clothes in spending row (Reuters)
- Ind. Businessman Gets Big Check in Error (AP)
- Big Fish Gets Away, With Some Help (AP)
- Washington Man Breaks Own Climbing Record (AP)
- Wining and dining best way to woo women (Reuters)
- Amorous couple spark rescue drama (Reuters)
- Austrians Find Cocaine at Lost-And-Found (AP)
- Pensioner takes to motorway in wheelchair (Reuters)
- Italian pilgrims try to catch "miracle" on mobiles (Reuters)
- Some Papers Pull, Edit 'Doonesbury' Strip (AP)
- First-hand experience of Trinidad health system (Reuters)
- Police Give Man Amputated Foot Back (AP)
- Signs in Mass. Town Bear Alabama Outline (AP)
- Corrected-Why cats will never live the sweet life (Reuters)
- Woman Accused of Groping Airport Screener (AP)
- Amish Teen Charged With Stealing Numbers (AP)