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- German pensioner attacks woman over poolside chair (Reuters)
- Campaign for Turtle Eggs Stirs Controversy (AP)
- Man, 79, Charged in Cleaver Attack on Wife (AP)
- Driver fleeing cops spreads panic on NY sidewalk (Reuters)
- Stray Llama Hanging Out at Wyoming Center (AP)
- Man Calls 911 About Booze, Leads Chase (AP)
- Dog Alerts Neighbors When Woman Collapses (AP)
- Turkmen President Bans Lip Synching (AP)
- Internet opens gates for farmers from anywhere (Reuters)
- Taiwan drops anti-AIDS ad featuring nun holding condom (Reuters)
- Budapest to wipe out dog waste (Reuters)
- N.Y. Man in Record Book for Eyebrow Hair (AP)
- Mo. Minister Plans Bonnie & Clyde B&B (AP)
- Calif. Animal Sanctuary Saves 700 Chickens (AP)
- Dutch TV to air sperm donor reality show (Reuters)
- Woman Offended by Doc's Obesity Advice (AP)
- Man Charged With Drunken Bulldozer Ride (AP)
- Judge Sets Bail at $250K for 12-Year-Old (AP)
- Ad dropped featuring nun holding condom (Reuters)
- Retiree attacks woman over poolside chair (Reuters)
- Sperm donor reality show? (Reuters)
- Nightmare for thief nabbed snoring on the job (Reuters)
- Villagers drop dog of a name to win respect (Reuters)
- Budapest to spend $1 million to wipe out dog waste (Reuters)
- Mexican drug war city offers police-escorted tours (Reuters)
- Mexican drug war city offers police-escorted tours (Reuters)
- Elderly woman armed with camera snares dealers (Reuters)
- 2 Accused of Releasing Gator in L.A. Lake (AP)
- SUV Crashes Into N.J. Operating Room (AP)
- Two arrested for dumping alligator into L.A. lake (Reuters)
- Police: Custodian Making Meth in Church (AP)
- Tattooing Blamed for Inmate Infections (AP)
- Army Vet Gets 'Bomber' Credit Card Offer (AP)
- Suspects, Parakeet Sought in Robbery (AP)
- Alleged Meth Dealer Tosses Wrong Bag (AP)
- Report: Penis Issue Harming Thai Cabinet (AP)
- China hunts for 13 runaway crocodiles (Reuters)
- Colombian senator says cocaine dealers in congress (Reuters)
- Mexico politicians slum it on "Vile Brother" (Reuters)
- Two arrested for dumping alligator into L.A. lake (Reuters)
- Don't hunt shark, say missing diver's parents say (Reuters)
- Two arrested for dumping alligator into L.A. lake (Reuters)
- Italy catches elderly Venezuelan smuggling cocaine (Reuters)
- English gains currency at China's central bank (Reuters)
- Parents beat Indian principal who made girls strip (Reuters)
- San Francisco Postpones Plan for Ski Jump (AP)
- Garbage Truck Forced to Dump Flaming Cargo (AP)
- Don't hunt shark, say missing diver's parents (Reuters)
- Prof Goes Undergrad to Study Students (AP)
- Swedish King Rear-Ends Car With His BMW (AP)
- Ga. Pilots Forget to Put Down Landing Gear (AP)
- Di Stefano to meet his kidnapper 42 years after event (Reuters)
- Ariz. Prof Spends Year As an Undergrad (AP)
- Floods, stone theft scupper Swiss rock-throwing (Reuters)
- Man Accused in Civil War Vet's Desecration (AP)
- Thai PM's Answer to Reporters: the Buzzer (AP)
- Singapore locks up U.S. man for possessing *removed**removed**removed**removed* (Reuters)
- Colombian senator says cocaine dealers in congress (Reuters)
- Kenya Elephant Relocation Plan Suspended (AP)
- Along came a spider.. (Reuters)
- Drug war city offers police-escorted tours (Reuters)
- Portrait causes stir in Berlin school (Reuters)
- Politicians slum it on "Vile Brother" (Reuters)
- Monday is favored day for British suicides (Reuters)
- U.S. Mint Confiscates 10 Rare Gold Coins (AP)
- Late N.Y. Millionaire's Campaign Fined (AP)
- $250,000 Bail for Boy Stirs Controversy (AP)
- Thai PM Gives Tough Questions the Buzzer (AP)
- Man Accused of Civil War Tomb Desecration (AP)
- Postal Worker Charged in Coffee Urine Case (AP)
- Man Nabbed at Wal-Mart for Handcuff Prank (AP)
- N.J. Officers Raid the Wrong House (AP)
- Man, Dog Fend Off Bear Attack in Alaska (AP)
- Postal Worker Charged in Coffee Urine Case (AP)
- 420-Pound Man Again Accused of Beer Heist (AP)
- Americans schizophrenic when it comes to France (Reuters)
- Forecasts of new age in Japan politics coming true (Reuters)
- Worker stole $9 mln from customers, Japan bank says (Reuters)
- 420-Pound Idaho Man Charged in Beer Heist (AP)
- Canadian Man Gets Postcard, From 1955 (AP)
- Beer drinking survey has Germany's Schroeder ahead (Reuters)
- Skinny Firefighter Slithers to the Rescue (AP)
- Foul-Smelling Orchid Blooms in Australia (AP)
- Chinese Try to Get Chimp to Quit Smoking (AP)
- Pickled foetus head fuels Swiss art furore (Reuters)
- At London Zoo, Humans Are Ones on Display (AP)
- Budapest mayor wants rules on miniskirt length (Reuters)
- Tenn. official asks star to stop plugging tobacco (Reuters)
- Firm says return your can or you might get Tango'd (Reuters)
- Official gives singer something to chew on.. (Reuters)
- Wanted: completely perfect legs.. (Reuters)
- Man suspected of smut attack on 300 cars (Reuters)
- China hunts for 13 runaway crocodiles (Reuters)
- A Flower Most Foul Blooms in Australia (AP)
- Americans schizophrenic when it comes to France (Reuters)
- Wanted: completely perfect legs... (Reuters)
- Hoops Sport of Choice for Mexican Rebels (AP)
- Festival a stone's throw from reality (Reuters)
- Beer drinking survey has Germany's Schroeder ahead (Reuters)
- Maine Seafood Shop Spares Rare Lobster (AP)
- Ill. Student Newspaper Says It Was Duped (AP)
- Humans Are Ones on Display at London Zoo (AP)
- Pickled fetus head fuels art furor (Reuters)
- Hoops Sport of Choice for Mexican Rebels (AP)
- Minn. Chief Resigning After Crashing Car (AP)
- Ohio Inmates Mistakenly Shown *removed**removed**removed**removed* Video (AP)
- Short on Sleep? Mall of America Sells Naps (AP)
- Police Halt Recital by Guitar Students (AP)
- Man Found Locked in Women's Prison Cell (AP)
- Iowa Man Walks Off Without Paying for Leg (AP)
- Four Australians arrested in "Speed" statue bust (Reuters)
- Indian thief goes to jail, reaches a milestone (Reuters)
- Humans Are Ones on Display at London Zoo (AP)
- N.H. Man's No. 1 Job Is Dealing With No. 2 (AP)
- No Sign of Legendary Cat in Monitor Cannon (AP)
- Calif. AG Wants Warning Label on Fries (AP)
- Charges Dropped Against 'Raging Grannies' (AP)
- Jealous Lover Program Creator Is Indicted (AP)
- Elusive Alligator Evades Reptile Wranglers (AP)
- Search for 'Spooked' Gator Is Called Off (AP)
- Wax Head of Mozart Is Stolen From Museum (AP)
- Gunman shoots Iranian judge in the eye - minister (Reuters)
- Jealous Lover Program Creator Is Indicted (AP)
- Human Cannonball Fired Across U.S. Border (AP)
- Human Cannonball Soars Across U.S. Border (AP)
- Bat Droppings Spoil Maryland Barn Dance (AP)
- Dead Dog Blamed for Sewage Backup in Utah (AP)
- Four Australians arrested in 'Speed' statue bust (Reuters)
- Starving won't make people live longer-researchers (Reuters)
- Man Unharmed When Train Crushes His Car (AP)
- "Bright sparks" destroy car trying to steal fuel (Reuters)
- Swazi princess whipped by palace official (Reuters)
- Man Makes Off With $17,000 Prosthetic Leg (AP)
- Man Accused of Stealing Tiny John Deeres (AP)
- Former Aryan Nations HQ Up for Auction (AP)
- Man Locks Himself Up With Female Inmates (AP)
- Girl Fights NASA Over Gus Grissom's Suit (AP)
- Parliament Seat Is Austrian Lottery Prize (AP)
- Jellyfish Cause Reactor Shutdown in Sweden (AP)
- Dogs go woof over Brazilian puppy love motel (Reuters)
- Geese Honked Off About Not Crossing Road (AP)
- How would you like to meet these guys? (Reuters)
- Return your can or you might get Tango'd (Reuters)
- Thief goes to jail, reaches a milestone (Reuters)
- Dogs go woof over Brazilian puppy love motel (Reuters)
- Starving won't make people live longer (Reuters)
- Authorities investigate "Big Brother" baby (Reuters)
- Dutch Reality Show May Feature Live Birth (AP)
- Iowa Man Accused of Swiping Prosthetic Leg (AP)
- Man Arrested in Practical Joke Gone Awry (AP)
- Vet: Dead Rabbit Looks Like a Jackalope (AP)
- Judy Garland's Famed Ruby Slippers Stolen (AP)
- Zoo stocks small animals to cut pollution (Reuters)
- Malaysian Traffic Police Offer Discounts (AP)
- More TV means less Koran, say south Thai *removed**removed**removed**removed**removed**removed*s (Reuters)
- Trashing Michelangelo's David - to save Italian art? (Reuters)
- Volkswagen uses game to fight AIDS in South Africa (Reuters)
- Japanese pilot held after jet manuals put on sale (Reuters)
- Australian pilot accidentally sparks hijack alert (Reuters)
- Ostrich Gets Loose on Golden Gate Bridge (AP)
- Berlin mayor criticised for welcoming S&M festival (Reuters)
- Man Has Girl Present Hold-Up Note at Bank (AP)
- Iran proposes "love fund" to boost marriages (Reuters)
- Chinese Researcher Warns of Nude Web Chats (AP)
- 'Geeks' Get Cheap Tix to Japanese Flick (AP)
- Unpredictable holidays hit firms in Philippines (Reuters)
- Swaziland Princess' Bash Upstages Father (AP)
- Study: Spaniards Have Post-Vacation Blues (AP)
- House of Lords Member Denies Arson Charges (AP)
- This gives new meaning to "cat burglar" (Reuters)
- Mayor criticized for welcoming S&M festival (Reuters)
- Pilot accidentally sparks hijack alert (Reuters)
- Unpredictable holidays hit firms (Reuters)
- Pilot held after jet manuals put on sale (Reuters)
- U.S. sued over toad at center of Roberts' case (Reuters)
- Shevchenko says Berlusconi will be godfather to his son (Reuters)
- German court rules in favour of fat man in a Merc (Reuters)
- Farmer Gets 700 Replies to Cornfield Ad (AP)
- Skinny London House on Sale for $933,000 (AP)
- Ostrich Stretches Legs on the Golden Gate (AP)
- College Rodeo Team Gives Tobacco the Boot (AP)
- Guard Accused of Urinating on Computer (AP)
- Woman Allegedly Fakes Cancer Again (AP)
- Neb. Residents Plagued by Gibberish Calls (AP)
- Guard Accused of Urinating on Computer (AP)
- Neb. Residents Plagued by Gibberish Calls (AP)
- Police: Woman Takes Dog, Leaves Child (AP)
- Woman Allegedly Fakes Cancer Again (AP)
- Gangsters caught on drug video ambush Rio police (Reuters)
- U.S. woman sues over harvesting of brother's brain (Reuters)
- China gets on high horse with fun-loving gymnasts (Reuters)
- Be careful what you say about kimchi in Pyongyang (Reuters)
- Girl Turns in Drinking School Bus Driver (AP)
- College Posts Sex-Assault Ads in Urinals (AP)
- Ark. Man Finds 1.22 Carat Diamond in Park (AP)
- S.F. Man Convicted of Severing Dog's Ear (AP)
- Spanish paint town red in tomato fight (Reuters)
- Zoo stocks small animals to cut pollution (Reuters)
- Springsteen makes the academic grade (Reuters)
- Woman sues over harvesting of brother's brain (Reuters)
- Court rules in favor of fat man in a Merc (Reuters)
- First 'Mister Rogers' Scholarship Awarded (AP)
- Spanish paint town red in ritual tomato fight (Reuters)
- Briton Finds Venomous Centipede in House (AP)
- Italian minister defends keeping wolves as pets (Reuters)
- South Africa anti-*removed**removed**removed**removed* condom aims to stop attacks (Reuters)
- Tomato Fight! Spaniards Hold Annual Rite (AP)
- Robot dog - man's best friend or a no-fat nag? (Reuters)
- Woman, 73, Accused of Shooting Husband (AP)
- Handcuffed Woman Shoots Officer's Gun (AP)
- Police Find Shooting Is Only a Movie (AP)
- Woman Allegedly Smuggles Fish in Cream Jar (AP)
- India captivated by drama between star, husband (Reuters)
- Japanese doctor adds insult and injury to patient (Reuters)
- Tanzanian villager fights off lion (Reuters)
- Sleepy Air Controller Causes Delays (AP)
- Cornered Thief Escapes in Police Car (AP)
- Italians see red over "black shirt" pop song (Reuters)
- Dutch hooligans kept at home by voice verification (Reuters)
- Sleepy air traffic controller delays plane landing (Reuters)
- Doctor adds insult to injury (Reuters)
- Villager fights off lion (Reuters)
- Official defends keeping wolves as pets (Reuters)
- Anti-*removed**removed**removed**removed* condom aims to stop attacks (Reuters)
- German woman torches house trying to kill spiders (Reuters)
- Robot dog - man's best friend or a no-fat nag? (Reuters)
- Pit bills may face sterilization (Reuters)
- China gets on high horse with fun-loving gymnasts (Reuters)
- Straw embarrassed by EU meet mayhem (Reuters)
- Tracking Device Stymies Bank Heist (AP)
- Clever Whale Uses Fish to Catch Seagulls (AP)
- Napa Wants Ice Cream Truck Decibel Limit (AP)
- Calif. stripper stabs man who refused lap dance (Reuters)
- Mystery of lost Australian PM put to rest at last (Reuters)
- Mercedes and moisturizer: Japanese men go shopping (Reuters)
- Forex astrologist to yen traders: look to the stars (Reuters)
- Stripper stabs man who refused lap dance (Reuters)
- Mercedes and moisturiser: Japanese men go shopping (Reuters)
- One reason to say yes to lap dancing.. (Reuters)
- Well, at least the spiders are gone.. (Reuters)
- Hooligans kept at home by voice verification (Reuters)
- "Dr Death" inquiry shut down (Reuters)
- ABC halts promotion of hurricane TV drama (Reuters)
- Mystery of lost prime minister put to rest at last (Reuters)
- Wannabe sweepers try to outrun poverty (Reuters)
- Landlord Allegedly Raises Heat on Tenant (AP)
- Man Allegedly Sets Patrol Car on Fire (AP)
- Marlins Suspend Milk-Guzzling Batboy (AP)
- Lot Owner Finds Woman Charging for Parking (AP)