- Python Bursts After Trying to Eat Gator (AP)
- Skipping 'Oprah' May Have Saved Woman (AP)
- New Orleans hurricane victim hits the jackpot (Reuters)
- Police: Man in Wheelchair Steals Squad Car (AP)
- Language Trends in 2005 Are 'Crunked-Up' (AP)
- J.K. Rowling rival labels Harry Potter "gay" (Reuters)
- Santa Claus gets code of conduct (Reuters)
- S.Korea releases Phuket Air plane grounded for bills (Reuters)
- Author expelled after calling Harry Potter gay (Reuters)
- Now you never need to stop drinking.. (Reuters)
- Policeman arrested over costume capers (Reuters)
- City seeks women mortuary workers (Reuters)
- New Orleans hurricane victim hits the jackpot (Reuters)
- There's nothing funny about money.. (Reuters)
- Robot vehicles gather to race in desert again (Reuters)
- Big pizza trouble again for official (Reuters)
- Al Qaeda puts job ads on Internet - Arab paper (Reuters)
- Official comes clean on tummy-tuck (Reuters)
- Search begins for country's ugliest vegetable (Reuters)
- BMW hands German Pope keys to X5 SUV (Reuters)
- Artists Ask Swedish PM for Hair Sample (AP)
- Martha Stewart will row pumpkin across Canada lake (Reuters)
- Martha Stewart to race pumpkin across Canada lake (Reuters)
- CORRECTION: Hurricane victim hits the jackpot (Reuters)
- Man Uses T-Shirt to Catch Baby (AP)
- Al Qaeda recruits techies for website (Reuters)
- Artist offends churchgoers in Russian roe row (Reuters)
- Martha Stewart set to race giant pumpkin in Canada (Reuters)
- "Batman" house escapes damage in Pasadena fire (Reuters)
- Ala. Church Youth Swallow Live Goldfish (AP)
- Prize Pumpkin Tips Scale at 1,085 Pounds (AP)
- Katrina Evacuee Wins $1.6 Million (AP)
- "Batman" house escapes damage in Pasadena fire (Reuters)
- School expels children's author for swearing (Reuters)
- Man Charged in Paternity Imposter Case (AP)
- Inventor of Fake Dog Testicles Wins Award (AP)
- Grandfather Subdues Attacking Coyote (AP)
- Inventor of Fake Dog Testicles Wins Award (AP)
- The Winner Is... Fake Dog Testicle Creator (AP)
- Al Qaeda recruits techies for Web site (Reuters)
- 'Batman' house escapes damage in Pasadena fire (Reuters)
- Kangaroo warning sign maker collides with - a roo! (Reuters)
- The latest Las Vegas attraction: sumo wrestlers (Reuters)
- Golfers defy odds with two holes-in-one (Reuters)
- "Real" Shakespeare claim whips up tempest anew (Reuters)
- Search begins for ugliest vegetable (Reuters)
- Netherlands Court Bans Complaining Mom (AP)
- London to Get Sexual 'Theme Park' (AP)
- "Batman" house escapes damage in Pasadena fire (Reuters)
- N. Zealand Students See Coconut Oil As Fuel (AP)
- Looking for work? Consider Al Qaeda... (Reuters)
- Croats donate blood to see key soccer game (Reuters)
- Santa Claus gets code of conduct (Reuters)
- Dog testicles, penguin poop study win Ig Nobels (Reuters)
- Psychic seeks $25 million reward for Saddam (Reuters)
- Art exhibit a rough roe to hoe... (Reuters)
- Passion for Tattoos on Display in London (AP)
- New Orleans Newlyweds Met During Katrina (AP)
- Police Capture Naked Man in Loin Cloth (AP)
- Police Find Naked Man Hanging From Ceiling (AP)
- La. Newlyweds Met While Fleeing Katrina (AP)
- Inmate Charged With Hiding Drugs in Cast (AP)
- Governor Apologizes for Slip of the Tongue (AP)
- Boy George arrested in New York on drug charges (Reuters)
- Police Capture Naked Man in Loin Cloth (AP)
- Police Find Naked Man Hanging From Ceiling (AP)
- London to Get Sexual 'Theme Park' (AP)
- Robber Pays for Coffee With Stolen Money (AP)
- Tattoo's company as walking works of art hit London (Reuters)
- Boy George arraigned on drug charges in New York (Reuters)
- Cops Nab Sex Offender Clad in Rope, Feces (AP)
- Robotic vehicles race across US desert for prize (Reuters)
- Man Eats 19 Grilled Cheeses in 10 Minutes (AP)
- No Shirt, No Shoes and No Pants Means Jail (AP)
- Police Find Naked Man Hanging From Ceiling (AP)
- Police Looking for Missing Billboard Cow (AP)
- London to Get Sexual 'Theme Park' (AP)
- Cambodian Couple Suck Daughter's Blood (AP)
- Jewish mystics to Madonna: Lay off our sage! (Reuters)
- Anti-fur group cream pies American Vogue's Wintour (Reuters)
- Dogs Seeking Chipmunks Attack Downspouts (AP)
- For some, China's own "Pop Idol" trumps party meet (Reuters)
- Lottery winner wants Ibrahimovic for local team (Reuters)
- Police Find Naked Burglar in S.C. (AP)
- Stanford team clinches top spot in robot desert race (Reuters)
- 'Margaritaville' Comes to Smithsonian (AP)
- Mistake Leads to 29-Cent Gas Price (AP)
- Chinese Painter Uses Tongue As a Brush (AP)
- This Time, Python Eats Siamese Cat (AP)
- Boy, 9, Swims From Alcatraz to San Fran (AP)
- Palm Springs Hosts First Mr. Gay Contest (AP)
- Tobacco warnings now considered modern art (Reuters)
- For some, China's own "Pop Idol" trumps party meet (Reuters)
- Sumo wrestlers grapple in Las Vegas tournament (Reuters)
- Tattoo's company as walking works of art hit London (Reuters)
- Jewish mystics to Madonna: Lay off our sage! (Reuters)
- Stanford team clinches top spot in robot desert race (Reuters)
- Ex-Firefighter's Pumpkin Weighs 1,229 lbs (AP)
- Boy, 9, swims from Alcatraz to aid Katrina victims (Reuters)
- 'Brilliant' killer of old ladies stalks Mexico City (Reuters)
- Prize Pumpkin Weighs in at 1,229 Pounds (AP)
- Candidate Nabbed for DWI Twice in 3 Hours (AP)
- Woman, 97, Gets Postcard After 27 Years (AP)
- Boy, 9, Swims From Alcatraz to San Fran (AP)
- W.Va. Police Seek Clues in Casket Find (AP)
- Prize Pumpkins Weigh in at Over 1,200 Lbs (AP)
- Police: Man Takes Train With Bow and Arrow (AP)
- Phone hits home as Taiwanese MPs fly off the handle (Reuters)
- Farmer eaten by own animals (Reuters)
- Shepherds wanted -- accountancy skills preferred (Reuters)
- Shepherds wanted -- accountancy skills preferred (Reuters)
- Burglar, scared by corpse, phones police (Reuters)
- 'Brilliant' killer of old ladies stalks city (Reuters)
- China bear bile farmer eaten by own animals (Reuters)
- Boy, 9, swims from Alcatraz to aid Katrina victims (Reuters)
- Literature Nobel due on Thursday as scholars scuffle (Reuters)
- Phone hits home as lawmakers fly off the handle (Reuters)
- More bones of hobbit-sized humans discovered (Reuters)
- California H.S. Issuing Breathalyzers (AP)
- Earthworms, Cat Receive Church Blessing (AP)
- UNICEF Bombs Smurfs to Highlight Plight (AP)
- Man in Underwear Arrested Inside School (AP)
- Thieves Leave Trail of Cigarettes Behind (AP)
- Singing Protesters Disrupt Pastor's Sermon (AP)
- Teen Finds Razor Blade in Chicken Sandwich (AP)
- Idaho caves on a shoestring (Reuters)
- Women know more than men about soccer -survey (Reuters)
- Girl's Tooth Nets $500 for Katrina Relief (AP)
- British women say knickers to g-strings (Reuters)
- China astronauts bask in comforts of B&B back home (Reuters)
- A first -- South Korean woman gives birth in North (Reuters)
- Fly me to the mooncakes (Reuters)
- Women know more than men about soccer (Reuters)
- Women say knickers to g-strings (Reuters)
- Polish nurses sacked for premature baby photos (Reuters)
- Jealous Husband Slips Wife Sedatives (AP)
- You want a smoking or non-smoking cave? (Reuters)
- Fly me to the mooncakes (Reuters)
- Man coughs up screw after operation (Reuters)
- Women know more than men about soccer? (Reuters)
- Marlene Dietrich "hated sex": daughter (Reuters)
- Marlene Dietrich "hated sex"-daughter (Reuters)
- "Ruined" couple get $350,000 compensation (Reuters)
- Millions of Cigarettes Seized in Poland (AP)
- Professor Finds Two-Headed Rattlesnake (AP)
- Arkansas Mother Gives Birth to 16th Child (AP)
- Woman Aids Harpists Hit by Hurricanes (AP)
- Dog Welcomes Squirrel Into Litter of Pups (AP)
- Shoemaker Crafts Boot for Zoo Elephant (AP)
- Arkansas Mother Gives Birth to 16th Child (AP)
- Determined Trucker Reunited With Lost Dog (AP)
- Woman on Motorcycle Collides With Bear (AP)
- Police: Serial Burglar Caught Having Sex (AP)
- Police: Serial Burglar Caught in Sex Act (AP)
- China wishes space cowboy birthday boy happy return (Reuters)
- After choosing astronauts, China shortlists pandas (Reuters)
- China shortlists pandas after choosing astronauts (Reuters)
- Japan to require microchips for 'dangerous' animals (Reuters)
- First day of school for aspiring Vatican exorcists (Reuters)
- N.D. Man Asks: 'Will You Mary Me?' (AP)
- Full-Size Fiberglass Cow Swiped in Va. (AP)
- Man's House Found Filled With 300 Birds (AP)
- British Couple Fights It Out With Banners (AP)
- Singapore Pushing 'Road Wave' Campaign (AP)
- 4,000-Year-Old Noodle Dish Found in China (AP)
- N. Ireland to introduce smoking restrictions (Reuters)
- Hunting campaigners lose appeal against UK ban (Reuters)
- New gadget to make theft of mobile phones harder (Reuters)
- Britain to tighten up air gun sales (Reuters)
- Unique Beethoven manuscript to be auctioned (Reuters)
- Mexican fighters aim to make it big in US (Reuters)
- Dog, Owner Reunited 6 Weeks After Katrina (AP)
- Inmate Flees Hospital in Bra and Panties (AP)
- N.J. License Plate Callers Get Sex Line (AP)
- Woman, 79, Gets Probation for Drug Dealing (AP)
- Crowd Ties Alleged Truck Thief With Hose (AP)
- 100 Runners Turn Out for Underpants Run (AP)
- Crowd Ties Alleged Truck Thief With Hose (AP)
- 100 Turn Out for Annual Underpants Run (AP)
- Family says Bradman biscuits just not cricket (Reuters)
- McDonald's in Japan Offers Shrimp Burger (AP)
- Woman ticked off by police for "fat" comment (Reuters)
- If you take a leek, beware (Reuters)
- Student to School: Gimme Back My Ferret (AP)
- Woman ticked off by police for "fat" comment (Reuters)
- World's oldest noodles found -- in China (Reuters)
- Bird flu bars homecoming for circus doves (Reuters)
- Troops relax with musical pillow (Reuters)
- Japan to require microchips for 'dangerous' animals (Reuters)
- First day of school for aspiring Vatican exorcists (Reuters)
- Exorcism Course Continues at Vatican (AP)
- Police Bust Into Wrong Home in Wrong State (AP)
- Man Accused of Punching Out Plane Window (AP)
- Man Pleads Guilty to Fraud Over Rembrandt (AP)
- Police: Women Brawl Over Using Microwave (AP)
- Remains of Star Trek's 'Scotty' headed for space (Reuters)
- Woman Hit by Falling Bottle Recovering (AP)
- Cops: Man Requests Sex Act for Foster Son (AP)
- U.S. offers donated Katrina meals to others (Reuters)
- Woman With $1.16 Tax Bill Faces $4K Fine (AP)
- Calif. Inmate Seeks Release of Stuffed Dog (AP)
- Woman Hit by Falling Bottle Recovering (AP)
- Remains of Star Trek's 'Scotty' headed for space (Reuters)
- Police: Women Brawl Over Using Microwave (AP)
- Deer Crashes Through Door of Business (AP)
- Police: Women Brawl Over Microwaving Soup (AP)
- Troops in Iraq relax with musical pillow (Reuters)
- Hedge fund managers to rock for charity next week (Reuters)
- Belgian police issue toxic leeks warning to thieves (Reuters)
- Elvis lookalike crooner woos crowds in homeland (Reuters)
- Deer Crashes Through Door of Mich. Store (AP)
- L.I. Principal Cancels 'Bacchanalian' Prom (AP)
- Researcher Takes Aim at Alien Abductions (AP)
- Oscar winner Benigni strips on Italy evening news (Reuters)
- Bigfoot Conference in Texas Draws Hundreds (AP)
- Nobody Running in Idaho City Election (AP)
- N.J. Cops Find Alligator in Flooded Yard (AP)
- Bigfoot Conference in Texas Draws Hundreds (AP)
- Stewardess Calls in Threat to Get Day Off (AP)
- L.I. Principal Nixes School's Senior Prom (AP)
- Birds battle buttocks for top art prize (Reuters)
- Devils, tram and a bedtime story for Danish prince (Reuters)
- Woman With $1.16 Tax Bill Faces Jail Time (AP)
- Bulgarian policemen steal U.S. ambassador's phone (Reuters)
- No Takers for Oakley, Idaho, Council Seats (AP)
- Indian sent home after five decades in mental asylum (Reuters)
- Half-century in mental asylum a mistake.. (Reuters)
- Birds battle buttocks, bike for top UK art prize (Reuters)
- Jobs abound in New Orleans, housing is obstacle (Reuters)
- U.S. rejects Katrina meals, offers them to others (Reuters)
- Policemen steal ambassador's phone (Reuters)
- Washington's baby panda named Tai Shan (Reuters)
- New Orleans 'mourners' bid adieu to Katrina (Reuters)
- Sex workers want rights, end to discrimination (Reuters)
- Lazy British Police Dog Relieved of Duties (AP)
- New Orleans 'mourners' bid adieu to Katrina (Reuters)
- Stewardess Calls in Threat to Get Day Off (AP)
- Boy, 12, Tries to Set Guinness Kick Record (AP)
- Some Students Wear Pajama Bottoms in Class (AP)
- Mole Worn by Alleged Robber Smears (AP)
- Moose Wandering Across South Dakota (AP)
- Pampered pets -- fashion victims with painted nails (Reuters)
- After Burger King Crash, Man Parks, Eats (AP)
- Sex workers want rights, end to discrimination (Reuters)
- North Korean women get green light to rule the roads (Reuters)
- U.S. murder trial halted as lawyer's wife killed (Reuters)
- N.Korean women get green light to rule the roads (Reuters)
- And now the first finishing school -- for men (Reuters)
- Malta robbers snatch woman's purse, then return it (Reuters)
- Norwegian Minister Is Pelted With Cake (AP)