- Restauranteur May Have Tried to Sell Snake (AP)
- Wanted: Mate for lovesick giraffe in Mexico park (Reuters)
- Man Who Called Cops Busted for Alleged Pot (AP)
- Man Said to Use Cash, Whiskey to Buy Votes (AP)
- Thief Robs Banks While Chatting on Phone (AP)
- Cardboard Box Added to Toy Hall of Fame (AP)
- Police Respond to Burglary Call, Find Pot (AP)
- Drunk Moose Invade Swedish Seniors Home (AP)
- A search for scattered dead in Louisiana (Reuters)
- 1-Square-Inch of Land for Sale at $1,500 (AP)
- Rookie Taxi Driver Delivers Baby in Car (AP)
- 1 Square Inch of Land for Sale at $1,500 (AP)
- Indian girl born with heart in hand fights to live (Reuters)
- Twins Face Double Trouble in Judge Scam (AP)
- Pa. May Let Hunters Use Prehistoric Weapon (AP)
- Goliath's name found in archaeological dig (Reuters)
- Time picks cloned dog as top invention (Reuters)
- Jail Inmates in Fla. Cook Up Hot Sauces (AP)
- Pa. May Let Hunters Use Prehistoric Weapon (AP)
- Hedge funds outraged at 50-pound breakfast (Reuters)
- Fast Beer Tap Maker Markets Home Kits (AP)
- Irish nursing home keeps spirits up with own pub (Reuters)
- Twins Face Double Trouble in Judge Scam (AP)
- Kazakh govt threatens to take comedian to court (Reuters)
- Kazakhstan threatens "Borat" with court (Reuters)
- Nursing home keeps spirits up with own pub (Reuters)
- In southern Louisiana, a search for scattered dead (Reuters)
- Kazakh govt threatens to take comedian to court (Reuters)
- Time picks cloned dog as top invention in 2005 (Reuters)
- Governor gets jet over public objections (Reuters)
- Wanted: Mate for lovesick giraffe (Reuters)
- Spectator forces Italian actor to quit smoking (Reuters)
- "To smoke, or not to smoke.. (Reuters)
- Cleaners polish off Italy's Trevi Fountain (Reuters)
- Sparrow Knocks Over 23,000 Dominoes (AP)
- Prosthetic Center to Make Leg for Puppy (AP)
- Bird Nearly Ruins Dominoes Record Attempt (AP)
- Transvestites Hoodwink Tourists With Kiss (AP)
- Mother Nature tops Time person of the year list (Reuters)
- Woman Drives Station Wagon Into Bookstore (AP)
- Diving Instructor Finds Stolen Safes (AP)
- Bottler offers salmon-flavoured soda (Reuters)
- Bookstore Robbed While Mama Dip Speaks (AP)
- Mother Nature tops Time list (Reuters)
- Harriet the tortoise turns 175 (Reuters)
- Japan princess weds commoner (Reuters)
- China unreal estate firm howls at moon ban (Reuters)
- Researchers: Hops in Beer May Be Healthy (AP)
- Ants Reportedly Eat Woman's Eye in India (AP)
- Japanese princess weds commoner (Reuters)
- No coins in the fountain....da de da de da de da... (Reuters)
- FBI nabs suspected cell phone bandit (Reuters)
- Selling this stuff will be like swimming upstream (Reuters)
- China unreal estate firm howls at moon ban (Reuters)
- Ants eat away woman's eye in hospital (Reuters)
- Mobster's son can star in "House Arrest" (Reuters)
- Pocket watch fetches nearly $2 million (Reuters)
- Mother Nature tops Time person of the year list (Reuters)
- Historic battlefield fights Katrina damage (Reuters)
- Dutch Agency Cries Fowl Play in Shooting (AP)
- Slaughterhouse-Bound Pig Tries to Escape (AP)
- Woman Plans to Marry Man Who Shot Her (AP)
- Ark. Dancers, Employees End Spanking Case (AP)
- Cop May Lose Job for Dressing As a Woman (AP)
- Wild Duck Stuck in Six-Pack Can Holder (AP)
- Kinkajou Repeatedly Attacks Elderly Woman (AP)
- Kinkajou Repeatedly Bites Elderly Woman (AP)
- Alleged Burglar Tries to Hide in Oven (AP)
- Serial killer art raises free speech debate (Reuters)
- "Anger management" offered on campus (Reuters)
- Bush surprises Koizumi with Segway gift (Reuters)
- Coach says Norway played like women in high heels (Reuters)
- Police called to fight at Tyson dinner (Reuters)
- You can't fight here, this is a boxing dinner! (Reuters)
- Woman weds teen, spends honeymoon in jail (Reuters)
- Angry? Take it indoors! (Reuters)
- Serial killer art raises free speech debate (Reuters)
- Budget cuts enabled prison escape? (Reuters)
- Prescription for heart disease: pat a dog (Reuters)
- In New Jersey slogan search, everyone's a comedian (Reuters)
- Bush surprises Koizumi with Segway gift (Reuters)
- Beep. It's from Hamlet. 2B? NT2B?=??? (Reuters)
- Rare whisky goes on sale for 14,000 pounds a bottle (Reuters)
- Judge Admonished in Sighing Case (AP)
- Drunken Drivers May Get Special DUI Plates (AP)
- Pa. Lawmakers Vote to Repeal Pay Hike (AP)
- Grandmother of Child Groom Disgusted (AP)
- Mom Makes Daughter Stand on Street Corner (AP)
- Jackson Stirs Controversy Over Bathroom (AP)
- Pastor Camps on Church Roof for Turkeys (AP)
- Pastor Camps on Church Roof for Turkeys (AP)
- Cops: Gunman Robs Eatery Twice in One Day (AP)
- Mom Makes Teen Stand on Street With Sign (AP)
- Dog Stuck in Sinkhole for 16 Days Rescued (AP)
- Man With Apparent Old Grudge Charged (AP)
- Cut too far costs Tokyo hair salon $2000 (Reuters)
- Fleiss Plans Makeover for Nevada Brothel (AP)
- Hairstyle costs Tokyo salon $2000 (Reuters)
- Gruesome cadavers on view (Reuters)
- Radish recovering after murder attempt (Reuters)
- Hairstyle costs Tokyo salon 1,200 pounds (Reuters)
- A story to show your hairdresser (Reuters)
- Radish in intensive care after murder attempt (Reuters)
- And that doesn't include a tip (Reuters)
- Jury consultant sues Martha Stewart in New York (Reuters)
- Gruesome cadavers on view at exhibit (Reuters)
- Communist sentenced for wearing red star (Reuters)
- Gynecologist convicted of raping patients (Reuters)
- Beam up to space delayed for Star Trek's Scotty (Reuters)
- Militia vow to form human chain round country (Reuters)
- Pit bull ad insults lawyers: court (Reuters)
- Superintendent Arrested After Camera Found (AP)
- Developer Vows to Use Pig Farm As Revenge (AP)
- Singapore Seeks to Flush Long Toilet Lines (AP)
- Man Calls Mom After He Was Reported Dead (AP)
- Man Gets 15 Months for Smoking on Plane (AP)
- Hollywood Madam to open Nevada 'stud farm' (Reuters)
- CORRECTED: "Deferred Success" is new term for failure -report (Reuters)
- Japanese survey shows money can buy happiness (Reuters)
- Superintendent Arrested After Camera Found (AP)
- Russian Woman, Sons Accused of Cannibalism (AP)
- Developer Vows to Use Pig Farm As Revenge (AP)
- Man Calls Mom After He Was Reported Dead (AP)
- 'I'm too sexy' says tennis king Federer (Reuters)
- Friday work meetings may mask love trysts (Reuters)
- Singapore sex exhibition under close police watch (Reuters)
- "Deferred Success" is new term for failure - report (Reuters)
- Bribe rumour spurs Nigerian robbers into action (Reuters)
- Japanese Stork Gets Prosthetic Beak (AP)
- Hollywood Madam to open Nevada 'stud farm' (Reuters)
- "Deferred Success" is new term for failure? (Reuters)
- Tears save sick mother from cremation alive (Reuters)
- Sex exhibition under close police watch (Reuters)
- Survey shows money can help buy happiness (Reuters)
- DiMaggio uniform may fetch plenty at auction (Reuters)
- Americans pay more to know Turkey before eating (Reuters)
- Friday work meetings may mask love trysts (Reuters)
- Bribe rumor spurs robbers into action (Reuters)
- Sven helps raise cash for cats (Reuters)
- Sons Use Web Cam to Save Mom Across Globe (AP)
- Live Turkeys Fall Off Truck in New Jersey (AP)
- Student Allegedly Urinates in Ice Machine (AP)
- Police: No Tanning Beds at S.C. Salon (AP)
- Square-Inch Plot of Land for Sale on eBay (AP)
- Dead Bird Overshadows Domino World Record (AP)
- Wanted: Dead animals to save threatened vultures (Reuters)
- Singapore keeps sex exhibition tame (Reuters)
- Wanted: Dead animals to save vultures (Reuters)
- Incumbent Won't Challenge Teen Mayor's Win (AP)
- Bulldozer gang smash ATM wall but no cash (Reuters)
- Bush joins athletes for bike ride (Reuters)
- Locked doors thwart Bush's bid to duck question (Reuters)
- Israel stops snacks at border (Reuters)
- Elderly Ga. Man on Oxygen Foils Robbers (AP)
- Brazil free school breakfast menu to offer coffee (Reuters)
- Islanders pray to Jesus image on plant pot (Reuters)
- Smelly 'Corpse Plant' Drawing Crowds (AP)
- Pilot Lands Conked-Out Plane on Highway (AP)
- Semi-naked models drive motorists to distraction (Reuters)
- Throw another Skippy or Wallagang on the barbie? (Reuters)
- Smelly 'Corpse Plant' Drawing Crowds (AP)
- Mirrors to Banish Town's Winter Darkness (AP)
- Dog lovers mad over chihuahua thefts (Reuters)
- Philippine peso bills misspell Arroyo (Reuters)
- Saxon slave whip is star of exhibit (Reuters)
- Japanese Man Repeats As Hamburger Champ (AP)
- Send those dead animals in now, folks... (Reuters)
- Throw another Skippy on the barbie? (Reuters)
- Semi-naked models drive motorists to distraction (Reuters)
- Free school breakfast menu to offer coffee (Reuters)
- Islanders pray to Jesus image on plant pot (Reuters)
- Marshmallow treats stopped from leaving Gaza (Reuters)
- Last allied witness of WWI Christmas truce dies (Reuters)
- That's incredibly beautiful...give me a hammer... (Reuters)
- Home Depot Apologizes to Pencil Thief (AP)
- Drunk German wets bed, sets fire to home (Reuters)
- Elvis Presley Holiday Coffee Hits Market (AP)
- Anglers Find Live Turtle Under Ice (AP)
- Deputy Tracks Suspect With Snow Footprints (AP)
- Man at Gun Show Shoots Himself in Bathroom (AP)
- Anglers Find Live Turtle Under Ice (AP)
- Man at Gun Show Shoots Himself in Bathroom (AP)
- Man Charged With Allowing Child to Drive (AP)
- Idaho town votes to rename itself Secretsanta.com (Reuters)
- Man Hit in Head by Train for Second Time (AP)
- Fugitive finds police praying in church (Reuters)
- Princess may not gain from throne plan-paper (Reuters)
- Pardoned Turkey Is Going to Disneyland (AP)
- Police welcome drinkers to the "Lock 'Em Inn" (Reuters)
- Sometimes you just have a really bad day.. (Reuters)
- Fugitive murder suspect found - on TV (Reuters)
- Town votes to rename itself Secretsanta.com (Reuters)
- Fugitive hides in church, finds police praying (Reuters)
- Police welcome drinkers to the "Lock 'Em Inn" (Reuters)
- Bob Dylan's college poetry auctioned for $78,000 (Reuters)
- President's name misspelled on currency (Reuters)
- Nigeria governor flees UK justice dressed as woman (Reuters)
- Police Hit Man in Genitals With Taser (AP)
- World's Ugliest Dog Dies at 14 (AP)
- Bush Spares Thanksgiving Turkeys (AP)
- Bush sends pardoned turkeys on trip to Disneyland (Reuters)
- Neb. Officers Corral Runaway Heifer (AP)
- Girls Trash Kansas School Art Room (AP)
- Man Seeking Taxi Hops Into Police Car (AP)
- Man says life not easy on Dicks Street (Reuters)
- Not-so-frequent flyer lands in Australian jail (Reuters)
- CNN explains Dick Cheney glitch (Reuters)
- Actress in hot water over pre-marital sex (Reuters)
- Germans prefer letters after name (Reuters)
- Top TV pundit says sick of hearing his voice (Reuters)
- Nude Anti-Fur Protest Held in Times Square (AP)
- Woman gets probation for sex with student (Reuters)
- CNN explains 'X' glitch over Cheney's face (Reuters)
- Most obese New Yorkers don't think they are (Reuters)
- Not-so-frequent flyer lands in jail (Reuters)
- Israel army rescues wayward paraglider from Lebanon (Reuters)
- Excuse me? Can you please repeat that address? (Reuters)
- Germans prefer letters after name to love or money (Reuters)
- Texas police arrest French "Spiderman" (Reuters)
- Catholic school fires pregnant, unwed teacher (Reuters)
- Punched Preacher Will Pray for Assailant (AP)
- World's Ugliest Dog Dies at 14 (AP)
- U.S. woman crowned turkey-eating champion (Reuters)
- Wash. Man Caught in Doghouse by Police Dog (AP)
- Police Arrest 'Spiderman' in Houston (AP)
- Suspected Bank Robber Found in Dog House (AP)
- Man Leads Police on Slow Lawnmower Case (AP)
- Two 'Wives' Fight Over Sergeant's Remains (AP)
- Tom Cruise buys sonogram machine (Reuters)
- Woman crowned turkey-eating champion (Reuters)
- Savvis CEO resigns amid strip club scandal (Reuters)
- Condoms to count for more on isle of love (Reuters)
- Cruise buys sonogram machine (Reuters)
- Blaine lost quarter weight in fasting box -doctors (Reuters)
- Condoms count for more on isle of love (Reuters)
- Britons happy to forge ID or sick notes - survey (Reuters)
- Californian defends "suicide tourism" in Cambodia (Reuters)
- 100-Pound Woman Wins Turkey-Eating Contest (AP)
- Flamingos Top Turkeys in N.Y. Town (AP)
- EPA Cites Chicago Chocolate Company (AP)
- Brazil to Crown Miss Penitentiary (AP)
- EPA Targets Chocolate Scent in Chicago (AP)
- Brazil to Crown Miss Penitentiary (AP)
- Inmates offered tattoos in prison parlours (Reuters)
- Scientists discover singing iceberg in Antarctica (Reuters)
- Reno Man Accused of Stealing Legos (AP)
- Borat responds to Kazakh legal threat (Reuters)
- Clerk Refuses to Call Police After Robbery (AP)
- Baltimore Museum of Oddities to Close (AP)
- Reno Man Accused of $200,000 Legos Theft (AP)