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- NHL Makes Final Offer With Season on Brink (AP)
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- Student Charged for Gorilla Mask Prank (AP)
- Woman, 79, Charged for Using Cane on Cops (AP)
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- Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Farmer Paints Pigeons to Ward Off Predators (Reuters)
- NYC Sued by Protester Arrested While Dressed as Hummer (Reuters)
- Spend But Don't Offend, China Says of Its Money (Reuters)
- Sorry not the hardest word for card firm (Reuters)
- Defecating Pandas Expand Their Horizons (Reuters)
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- Man with Tumor Robs Banks for Inheritance (Reuters)
- 79-Year-Old Woman Charged in Cane Attack (AP)
- Valentine's Day e-card massacre (Reuters)
- Irish charity bidders sniff at royal print (Reuters)
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- Irish Charity Bidders Reject Prince Charles Print (Reuters)
- *removed**removed**removed**removed**removed* Blood gets new meaning (Reuters)
- Town Uses Police Decoys to Slow Traffic (AP)
- Woman Overstays Hospital Stay by a Year (AP)
- Dog Busts Owner on Marijuana Charge (AP)
- Teacher Allegedly Gave Bomb-Making Lesson (AP)
- Stolen: Cardboard Bush Likeness, Whiskey (AP)
- Family Says Funeral Home Returned Organs (AP)
- Drunk Birds Nursed Back to Health, Freed (AP)
- Police: Boy Made Hundreds of 911 Calls (AP)
- Cops: Man Shoots at Late-Arriving Workers (AP)
- Dog Helps Bust Owner on Marijuana Charge (AP)
- Marijuana Board Game Weeded From Toy Fair (AP)
- Ore. Man Caught in Noodle Mixer Survives (AP)
- Dog Helps Bust Owner on Marijuana Charge (AP)
- Man Locked Up for Attempted Jail Break-In (AP)
- Cops: Man Shoots at Late-Arriving Workers (AP)
- Laughing Bank Clerk Humiliates Robber (Reuters)
- Retiree Wrecks Police Car with Crutch (Reuters)
- Judge Pardons Death Row Dog Dino (Reuters)
- Human Lie Detectors Almost Never Miss, Study Finds (Reuters)
- Greek Village Eyes Ukrainian Brides (Reuters)
- Using Sirens to Pick Up Sirens? (Reuters)
- Singapore Enlists Taxi Drivers to Foil Terrorists (Reuters)
- Man Fights Off Repossessor with Chainsaw (Reuters)
- Notable Quotes (Reuters)
- Men More Willing to Sleep with Their Boss? (Reuters)
- Judge pardons death row dog (Reuters)
- Polka Bandleader Faces Music for Swindling (AP)
- Graduation Streaker Exposed to Jail Time (AP)
- Models ace ballboys out of a job (Reuters)
- Police Search for Foul-Smelling Robber (AP)
- Men more willing to sleep with their boss (Reuters)
- Would-Be Bank Robber Gets Laughed At (AP)
- "Frankenfish" caught in Great Lakes (Reuters)
- Lost Pet Falcon Attacks Goose Hunter (AP)
- Greeks look to Ukraine for a love match (Reuters)
- Drunk Man Steals Plane, Goes on Joyride (AP)
- Scientist teaching bacteria to eat caffeine (Reuters)
- Hirst's eatery for sale -- skeletons included (Reuters)
- Laughing bank clerk humiliates robber (Reuters)
- Indiana Commissioner's Car Repossessed (AP)
- Pet Lizard Blamed for Causing House Fire (AP)
- Underwear monitor warns of strokes (Reuters)
- Union leaders spent subs on sex toys and booze (Reuters)
- Groom Gets New Heart on His Wedding Day (AP)
- Chicken Soup Replaces Flu Vaccine (AP)
- Israeli police search for crocodiles pets (Reuters)
- Firefighters feel the heat after engine capers (Reuters)
- Lipstick and false bosoms were weapons of war (Reuters)
- Crazy Horse Strip Club Draws Ire Over Name (AP)
- Circus Elephants Trample Homeowner's Yard (AP)
- Tears flow as striker beats brother (Reuters)
- Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Caddies Protest Threat Over Being Too Fat (AP)
- Vets in Thailand Pull Aching Tusk (AP)
- Man Admits Hiring Taxi to Transport Drugs (AP)
- Physics Professor Goes on Rage in Class (AP)
- Farmers Look to Curb Foul Smell of Manure (AP)
- France tops the sex league (Reuters)
- Italy school bans bottom-revealing trousers (Reuters)
- Student Civil War Re-Enactor Faces Charges (AP)
- Thais face jumbo dilemma in conserving elephants (Reuters)
- Sponge Duck Toy Creates Buzz in Tennessee (AP)
- Woman jumps on crocodile to save man (Reuters)
- Storm in a teacup over free tea (Reuters)
- Nearly 50 break out of jail using towel rope (Reuters)
- Israel's top cop busts traffic chief for speeding (Reuters)
- Papers: Litter Box Full, Woman Sets Fire (AP)
- Tiny koala is zoo's star attraction (Reuters)
- Aussie politician still has her dancing (Reuters)
- New Yorkers still jittery when things go bang (Reuters)
- Man stages fake heist to woo back wife (Reuters)
- Fugitive phoney Florida doctor nabbed (Reuters)
- Gentleman's Club Challenges Nude Ordinance (AP)
- Bombay lunch couriers offer Charles a wedding gift (Reuters)
- Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Wrong Chemical Makes Shoes 'Flatulent' (AP)
- Vatican University Debuts Satanism Classes (AP)
- Kalashnikov Vodka ditches name in UK (Reuters)
- Amazon blames muggles for Harry Potter mixup (Reuters)
- Restraining Order Filed in Cookie Case (AP)
- Spain Doctor Rebuilds Penises Cut Off for AIDS Cure (Reuters)
- Frustrated German Thief Caught Napping Red-Handed (Reuters)
- 'Crazy Frog' Ring Tone Set to Be a Single (Reuters)
- New York's Celebrity Bird Couple Is Spotted Mating (Reuters)
- Bombay Lunch Couriers Offer Prince Charles Wedding Gift (Reuters)
- German thief caught napping (Reuters)
- Amazon UK to Punish Muggles for Harry Potter Mixup (Reuters)
- Lawmakers Seek Civility in Divided U.S. House (Reuters)
- New Zealand Man Arrives Naked to Court (AP)
- Robber Who Confessed on $1 Bill Gets Life (AP)
- Researchers Identify Roach Mating Scent (AP)
- Marijuana Board Game Weeded From Toy Fair (AP)
- Family Says Funeral Home Returned Organs (AP)
- Road Report Callers Get X-Rated Response (AP)
- Nude Club Hands Out Pencils, Sketch Pads (AP)
- Parents Say Teacher Made Son Use Lysol (AP)
- 90-Year-Old Rancher Keeps Delivering Mail (AP)
- Priests Get Refresher Course on Exorcisms (AP)
- Woman Finds Winning Lotto Ticket in Trash (AP)
- Rabid Coyote Attacks Cape Cod Woman (AP)
- Strip club artfully slips by anti-nudity law (Reuters)
- Rabbi Rules It's Better to Swallow Gum (AP)
- Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Landlord Tosses Tear Gas Grenade in House (AP)
- Man Tries to Toss Cigarette, SUV Ignites (AP)
- 1950s Connecticut Diner Moves Back Home (AP)
- Strip Club Artfully Slips by Anti-Nudity Law (Reuters)
- China Rings in New Year with 11 Billion Messages (Reuters)
- Kennedy Knickknacks Sell for Big Bucks in NY Sale (Reuters)
- Beauty Salons Busted for Misleading Ads (Reuters)
- Sex Czar Cleans Up for Parliament (Reuters)
- Typo Sends Callers to Phone Sex Line (AP)
- Cafe Worker Finds $100,000 Lottery Ticket (AP)
- Blockbuster sued over late fee claim (Reuters)
- Killing cockroaches with "come-hither" scent (Reuters)
- Google "library" sparks French warcry (Reuters)
- Hanging Robots to Help Demolish Gutted Tower (Reuters)
- Cockroach 'Come-Hither' Scent Could Conquer Them (Reuters)
- Philosophical Society Dusts Off Collection (AP)
- Ind. Woman Finds $100,000 Lottery Ticket (AP)
- Nudists dine in New York style (Reuters)
- Calif. County Wants Pot Certified Organic (AP)
- Berlusconi "buffoon" heckler fined (Reuters)
- Road Report Callers Get X-Rated Response (AP)
- Stolen Cutout Patrol Car Back on Duty (AP)
- Naked Man Flashes Cars on Chilly Highway (AP)
- "Alive" crash survivor's I.D. found (Reuters)
- Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Gorilla's Keepers Sued Over Breast Request (AP)
- Coroner Wants to Shrink-Wrap Bodies (AP)
- Women sue over monkey business (Reuters)
- Krajicek dismayed by son's dream (Reuters)
- Guess Who's Coming to Dinner Naked? (Reuters)
- Women Sue Over Gorilla's Breast 'Fetish' (AP)
- Bush once taken for "Scottish boy" (Reuters)
- Inmate Released by Mistake Goes to Prison (AP)
- Mistakenly Freed Inmate Returns to Prison (AP)
- Landlord Allegedly Tosses Tear Gas Grenade (AP)
- Swazi king bans pictures of his many cars (Reuters)
- Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Rescuers Surprised to Find Plane Survivor (AP)
- Rescuers Surprised to Find Plane Survivor (AP)
- Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Did Bush smoke pot? (Reuters)
- Masked man shells out for licence plate (Reuters)
- S.Koreans want to stop paying for national anthem (Reuters)
- Severed penis retrieved from toilet is reattached (Reuters)
- Syracuse Falls Short of Snow Angel Record (AP)
- Get me to the church on crime (Reuters)
- Student Puts School President on EBay (AP)
- Woman Ill From Marijuana-Seasoned Chicken (AP)
- Skydiver, 96, Hurt in Bid to Set Record (AP)
- Thieves Steal Built-In Swimming Pool (AP)
- Student Puts School President on eBay (AP)
- Pitt and Aniston separate - again (Reuters)
- Bush says Chirac might make a good cowboy (Reuters)
- Nude Man Steals, Wrecks Philly Police Car (AP)
- Odd Summary (Reuters)
- French fries back on menu for Bush (Reuters)
- Huge Fiberglass Boot Stolen From Yard (AP)
- Designer fashion for Korean homeless (Reuters)
- Latvian Man Asks to Be Let Back Into Jail (AP)
- Drug Suspect Dressed as Bishop.... (Reuters)
- Severed Penis Retrieved from Toilet, Reattached (Reuters)
- Women Allege Monkey Business Caring for Gorilla (Reuters)
- Notable Quotes (Reuters)
- Best-Dressed Homeless in the World... (Reuters)
- Weak arm of the law (Reuters)
- Leader to Police: Toughen Up! (Reuters)
- Pitt and Aniston Separate - Again (Reuters)
- Malaysian State to Offer 'Happy Toilets' (AP)
- Alaska Woman Charged in Genital Amputation (AP)
- Police Pair Nab Robbers on Way to Nuptials (Reuters)
- Masked Man Pays $910,000 for Lucky License Plate (Reuters)
- Mich. Students Offered Cash for Tours (AP)
- Court Rejects Appeal on Sex Toy Sales Ban (Reuters)
- Ravenous rodents knock out Swedish phones (Reuters)
- Dutch firm offers to break hearts (Reuters)
- Dummer Academy Name Change Sparks Outcry (AP)
- Boarding School to Drop 'Dummer' From Name (AP)
- U. of Mich. Offers Clean-Room Bonuses (AP)
- British Gum Summit Proposes Gum Tax (AP)
- Key West Prosecutor Faces Streaking Charge (AP)
- Paris Hilton exposed on Web again (Reuters)
- Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Japanese students can't place N.Korea (Reuters)
- Ga. State Senate Votes to Honor Frogs (AP)
- Beer Commercial Featuring Shotgun Is Banned (Reuters)
- US-Cuba Hostility Turns to Cartoons, Time Capsules (Reuters)
- Hungry Field Mice Knock Out Phone Network (Reuters)
- Alaska Woman Charged in Genital Amputation (AP)
- Ore. Seniors Allowed to Play Bingo Again (AP)
- You Wear Extra-Large Panties, Right Honey? (Reuters)
- Hint: It's Above South Korea (Reuters)
- N.Irish artist plans Titanic iceberg stunt (Reuters)
- Burning Manure Pile in Nebraska Goes Out (AP)
- Artist Plans Titanic Iceberg Stunt (Reuters)
- Two Policemen Rewarded for 'Integrity' (Reuters)
- Paris Hilton Exposed on Web After Phone Hacked (Reuters)
- Teaching Intern Accused of Sex With Teen (AP)
- Robbery Suspect Arrested After Radio Talk (AP)
- Dutch Customs Seizes Elephant Parts (AP)
- Tiger Shot, Killed Near Reagan Library (AP)
- Thompson's Ashes May Be Shot From Cannon (AP)
- Dutch Customs Seizes Elephant Parts (AP)
- Docs Work on Monk Who Glued Eyes Shut (AP)
- Thompson's Ashes May Be Shot From Cannon (AP)
- Naked frolic lands prosecutor in jail (Reuters)
- Odd Summary (Reuters)
- Man bites dog (Reuters)
- Hunter S. Thompson Said Spoke of Suicide (AP)
- Thompson Spoke of Suicide, Family Says (AP)
- Naked Frolic Lands Prosecutor in Jail (Reuters)
- Unbelievable... (Reuters)
- Bin Laden -- a Brand You Can Trust (Reuters)
- Blind Man Who Bit Guide Dog Charged (AP)
- Cigar Aficionados Let Down by Cuban Smoking Ban (Reuters)
- Police: Man Kills 2 Kids, Slits Own Throat (AP)
- Son: Thompson's Suicide Was Not Surprise (AP)
- Court: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy (AP)
- Burglars Summon Police When They Lose Keys (AP)
- Court deals blow to German beer law (Reuters)
- Video mocks bugging Cuban police (Reuters)
- Court: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy (AP)
- 1972 Crash Survivor's Wallet Recovered (AP)
- Fake New York Transit Worker Pleads Guilty (AP)