Must Do the Right Thing

One must do the right thing!
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor
of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she
encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the
woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she
was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the
splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then
told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help
her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well,
I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth
timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

Henry VIII дµÀ£º

> One must do the right thing!
> A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
> purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
> highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor
> of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she
> encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the
> woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
> In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she
> was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the
> splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then
> told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help
> her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
> woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well,
> I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
> Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth
> timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

Henry VIII дµÀ£º

> One must do the right thing!
> A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
> purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
> highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor
> of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she
> encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the
> woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
> In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she
> was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the
> splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then
> told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help
> her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
> woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well,
> I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
> Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth
> timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

Henry VIII дµÀ£º

> One must do the right thing!
> A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
> purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
> highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor
> of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she
> encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the
> woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
> In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she
> was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the
> splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then
> told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help
> her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
> woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well,
> I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
> Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth
> timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

Henry VIII дµÀ£º

> One must do the right thing!
> A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
> purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
> highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor
> of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she
> encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the
> woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
> In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she
> was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the
> splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then
> told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help
> her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
> woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well,
> I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
> Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth
> timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

Henry VIII дµÀ£º

> One must do the right thing!
> A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
> purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
> highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor
> of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she
> encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the
> woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
> In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she
> was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the
> splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then
> told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help
> her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
> woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well,
> I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
> Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth
> timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

Henry VIII дµÀ£º

> One must do the right thing!
> A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
> purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
> highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor
> of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she
> encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the
> woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
> In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she
> was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the
> splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then
> told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help
> her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
> woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well,
> I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
> Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth
> timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

Henry VIII wrote:
> One must do the right thing!
> A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
> purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
> highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural
> splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she
> neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In
> her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and
> got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried
> to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and
> an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor
> listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go
> into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She
> sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
> woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her,
> "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
> the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could
> remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but
> they turned me down."


That's a keeper! But how's about a paragraph or two?

Henry VIII wrote:
> One must do the right thing!
> A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
> purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
> highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural
> splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she
> neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In
> her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and
> got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried
> to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and
> an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor
> listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go
> into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She
> sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
> woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her,
> "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
> the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could
> remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but
> they turned me down."


That's a keeper! But how's about a paragraph or two?

Henry VIII wrote:
> One must do the right thing!
> A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
> purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
> highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural
> splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she
> neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In
> her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and
> got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried
> to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and
> an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor
> listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go
> into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She
> sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
> woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her,
> "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
> the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could
> remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but
> they turned me down."


That's a keeper! But how's about a paragraph or two?