11/7 Puns

"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
news:<k6rnc.17609$GL5.2950@pathologist.blueyonder. net>...
> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:409E2BC7.681AC495@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Avoidance: I don't want to go to the dance. Nor do I want any ants.
> >
> > Avoidant: Ant that stays away.
> >
> > Clairvoyant: Ant that can see beyond its eyeshot.
> >
> > Concourse: Against golf.
> >
> > Optimist: Happy fog.
> >
> > Pessimist: Sad fog.
> >
> > Prefer: Before your hair grows out.
> >
> > Sandbar: Where beach bums get drunk.
> >
> > Submit: Wet glove.
> >
> > Subside: Side of the ocean.
> >
> > Survey: Map making knight.
>
> Survay: Yiddisher Knight who's hurt himself.

Serpent: 5 knights.

Epidemonology: Study of disease causing demons.