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7/11 Puns
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06-11-2007, 10:49 PM
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7/11 Puns
Mos wrote:
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > On Wed, 5 May 2004 07:09:47 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> >
> >> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >>> On Tue, 4 May 2004 10:51:56 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> >>> <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> My wife and I were lying in bed the other night
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Untruths between a married couple is such a sad thing....
> >>>
> >>> How true. She says it's only 11 1/2 inches and I say it's 12 even.
> >>
> >> Most steps are about that size. Gonna brag about
> >> your risers next?
> >
> > That's when it has arisen.
>
> Oh, like the second coming.....
Don't get Cross! Its quite unCrescent and unStarring!
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06-11-2007, 10:50 PM
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Re: 7/11 Puns
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516CFF.D25A833@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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>
> Mos wrote:
>
> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > > On Wed, 5 May 2004 07:09:47 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> > >
> > >> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >>> On Tue, 4 May 2004 10:51:56 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> > >>> <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> My wife and I were lying in bed the other night
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Untruths between a married couple is such a sad thing....
> > >>>
> > >>> How true. She says it's only 11 1/2 inches and I say it's 12 even.
> > >>
> > >> Most steps are about that size. Gonna brag about
> > >> your risers next?
> > >
> > > That's when it has arisen.
> >
> > Oh, like the second coming.....
>
> Don't get Cross! Its quite unCrescent and unStarring!
A flavoured egg/cornflour dessert made a certain Amerkin general imptotent,
hence, Custard's Last Stand.
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06-11-2007, 10:50 PM
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Re: 7/11 Puns
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516CFF.D25A833@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Mos wrote:
>
> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > > On Wed, 5 May 2004 07:09:47 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> > >
> > >> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >>> On Tue, 4 May 2004 10:51:56 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> > >>> <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> My wife and I were lying in bed the other night
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Untruths between a married couple is such a sad thing....
> > >>>
> > >>> How true. She says it's only 11 1/2 inches and I say it's 12 even.
> > >>
> > >> Most steps are about that size. Gonna brag about
> > >> your risers next?
> > >
> > > That's when it has arisen.
> >
> > Oh, like the second coming.....
>
> Don't get Cross! Its quite unCrescent and unStarring!
A flavoured egg/cornflour dessert made a certain Amerkin general imptotent,
hence, Custard's Last Stand.
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06-11-2007, 10:50 PM
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Re: 7/11 Puns
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516CFF.D25A833@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Mos wrote:
>
> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > > On Wed, 5 May 2004 07:09:47 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> > >
> > >> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >>> On Tue, 4 May 2004 10:51:56 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> > >>> <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> My wife and I were lying in bed the other night
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Untruths between a married couple is such a sad thing....
> > >>>
> > >>> How true. She says it's only 11 1/2 inches and I say it's 12 even.
> > >>
> > >> Most steps are about that size. Gonna brag about
> > >> your risers next?
> > >
> > > That's when it has arisen.
> >
> > Oh, like the second coming.....
>
> Don't get Cross! Its quite unCrescent and unStarring!
A flavoured egg/cornflour dessert made a certain Amerkin general imptotent,
hence, Custard's Last Stand.
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06-11-2007, 10:50 PM
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Re: 7/11 Puns
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516CFF.D25A833@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Mos wrote:
>
> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > > On Wed, 5 May 2004 07:09:47 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> > >
> > >> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >>> On Tue, 4 May 2004 10:51:56 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> > >>> <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> My wife and I were lying in bed the other night
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Untruths between a married couple is such a sad thing....
> > >>>
> > >>> How true. She says it's only 11 1/2 inches and I say it's 12 even.
> > >>
> > >> Most steps are about that size. Gonna brag about
> > >> your risers next?
> > >
> > > That's when it has arisen.
> >
> > Oh, like the second coming.....
>
> Don't get Cross! Its quite unCrescent and unStarring!
A flavoured egg/cornflour dessert made a certain Amerkin general imptotent,
hence, Custard's Last Stand.
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06-11-2007, 10:50 PM
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Re: 7/11 Puns
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516CFF.D25A833@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Mos wrote:
>
> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > > On Wed, 5 May 2004 07:09:47 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> > >
> > >> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >>> On Tue, 4 May 2004 10:51:56 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> > >>> <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> My wife and I were lying in bed the other night
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Untruths between a married couple is such a sad thing....
> > >>>
> > >>> How true. She says it's only 11 1/2 inches and I say it's 12 even.
> > >>
> > >> Most steps are about that size. Gonna brag about
> > >> your risers next?
> > >
> > > That's when it has arisen.
> >
> > Oh, like the second coming.....
>
> Don't get Cross! Its quite unCrescent and unStarring!
A flavoured egg/cornflour dessert made a certain Amerkin general imptotent,
hence, Custard's Last Stand.
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06-11-2007, 10:50 PM
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Re: 7/11 Puns
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516CFF.D25A833@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Mos wrote:
>
> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > > On Wed, 5 May 2004 07:09:47 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> > >
> > >> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >>> On Tue, 4 May 2004 10:51:56 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> > >>> <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>>>> My wife and I were lying in bed the other night
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Untruths between a married couple is such a sad thing....
> > >>>
> > >>> How true. She says it's only 11 1/2 inches and I say it's 12 even.
> > >>
> > >> Most steps are about that size. Gonna brag about
> > >> your risers next?
> > >
> > > That's when it has arisen.
> >
> > Oh, like the second coming.....
>
> Don't get Cross! Its quite unCrescent and unStarring!
A flavoured egg/cornflour dessert made a certain Amerkin general imptotent,
hence, Custard's Last Stand.
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