7/11 Puns

"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:

> So then Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> said:
> >
> >>So then maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller) said:
> >>>>>On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 23:03:58 GMT, Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>I keep getting these awful images of Larry and Greg doing the merengue
> >>>>>>together. Please don't tell me you two tango as well.
> >>>>>In Paris. For the last time.
> >>>>I remember when that first came out, and it was supposed to
> >>>>be real dirty! So we had to sneak into the theatre dressed in
> >>>>paper bags, then only to see Marlon Brando's butt! What
> >>>>a bummer!
> >>>Not that there is anything wrong with Marlon Brando's butt, but the
> >>>movie was really boring. I was just glad it had a happy ending.
> >>Well, as soon as I saw his end I turned away. But now that I think
> >>about it, maybe it was smirking a little.
> >
> >I always did think he was a little bit cracked.
>
> Yep, by cracky. That's why he was never in a sit com.

Sitcom: Communications chair.

Sitcom: Computer chair.

Sitcom: Chair maker.

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:
>
> > So then Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> said:
> > >
> > >>So then maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller) said:
> > >>>>>On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 23:03:58 GMT, Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> > >>>>>>I keep getting these awful images of Larry and Greg doing the
merengue
> > >>>>>>together. Please don't tell me you two tango as well.
> > >>>>>In Paris. For the last time.
> > >>>>I remember when that first came out, and it was supposed to
> > >>>>be real dirty! So we had to sneak into the theatre dressed in
> > >>>>paper bags, then only to see Marlon Brando's butt! What
> > >>>>a bummer!
> > >>>Not that there is anything wrong with Marlon Brando's butt, but the
> > >>>movie was really boring. I was just glad it had a happy ending.
> > >>Well, as soon as I saw his end I turned away. But now that I think
> > >>about it, maybe it was smirking a little.
> > >
> > >I always did think he was a little bit cracked.
> >
> > Yep, by cracky. That's why he was never in a sit com.
>
> Sitcom: Communications chair.
>
> Sitcom: Computer chair.
>
> Sitcom: Chair maker.

Cocom: A talking penis.

Nascom: A wet microphone.

Syncom: What takes place in a Confessional.

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516D0A.F768EF97@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:
>
> > So then Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> said:
> > >
> > >>So then maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller) said:
> > >>>>>On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 23:03:58 GMT, Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> > >>>>>>I keep getting these awful images of Larry and Greg doing the
merengue
> > >>>>>>together. Please don't tell me you two tango as well.
> > >>>>>In Paris. For the last time.
> > >>>>I remember when that first came out, and it was supposed to
> > >>>>be real dirty! So we had to sneak into the theatre dressed in
> > >>>>paper bags, then only to see Marlon Brando's butt! What
> > >>>>a bummer!
> > >>>Not that there is anything wrong with Marlon Brando's butt, but the
> > >>>movie was really boring. I was just glad it had a happy ending.
> > >>Well, as soon as I saw his end I turned away. But now that I think
> > >>about it, maybe it was smirking a little.
> > >
> > >I always did think he was a little bit cracked.
> >
> > Yep, by cracky. That's why he was never in a sit com.
>
> Sitcom: Communications chair.
>
> Sitcom: Computer chair.
>
> Sitcom: Chair maker.

Cocom: A talking penis.

Nascom: A wet microphone.

Syncom: What takes place in a Confessional.

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516D0A.F768EF97@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:
>
> > So then Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> said:
> > >
> > >>So then maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller) said:
> > >>>>>On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 23:03:58 GMT, Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> > >>>>>>I keep getting these awful images of Larry and Greg doing the
merengue
> > >>>>>>together. Please don't tell me you two tango as well.
> > >>>>>In Paris. For the last time.
> > >>>>I remember when that first came out, and it was supposed to
> > >>>>be real dirty! So we had to sneak into the theatre dressed in
> > >>>>paper bags, then only to see Marlon Brando's butt! What
> > >>>>a bummer!
> > >>>Not that there is anything wrong with Marlon Brando's butt, but the
> > >>>movie was really boring. I was just glad it had a happy ending.
> > >>Well, as soon as I saw his end I turned away. But now that I think
> > >>about it, maybe it was smirking a little.
> > >
> > >I always did think he was a little bit cracked.
> >
> > Yep, by cracky. That's why he was never in a sit com.
>
> Sitcom: Communications chair.
>
> Sitcom: Computer chair.
>
> Sitcom: Chair maker.

Cocom: A talking penis.

Nascom: A wet microphone.

Syncom: What takes place in a Confessional.

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516D0A.F768EF97@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:
>
> > So then Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> said:
> > >
> > >>So then maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller) said:
> > >>>>>On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 23:03:58 GMT, Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> > >>>>>>I keep getting these awful images of Larry and Greg doing the
merengue
> > >>>>>>together. Please don't tell me you two tango as well.
> > >>>>>In Paris. For the last time.
> > >>>>I remember when that first came out, and it was supposed to
> > >>>>be real dirty! So we had to sneak into the theatre dressed in
> > >>>>paper bags, then only to see Marlon Brando's butt! What
> > >>>>a bummer!
> > >>>Not that there is anything wrong with Marlon Brando's butt, but the
> > >>>movie was really boring. I was just glad it had a happy ending.
> > >>Well, as soon as I saw his end I turned away. But now that I think
> > >>about it, maybe it was smirking a little.
> > >
> > >I always did think he was a little bit cracked.
> >
> > Yep, by cracky. That's why he was never in a sit com.
>
> Sitcom: Communications chair.
>
> Sitcom: Computer chair.
>
> Sitcom: Chair maker.

Cocom: A talking penis.

Nascom: A wet microphone.

Syncom: What takes place in a Confessional.

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516D0A.F768EF97@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:
>
> > So then Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> said:
> > >
> > >>So then maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller) said:
> > >>>>>On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 23:03:58 GMT, Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> > >>>>>>I keep getting these awful images of Larry and Greg doing the
merengue
> > >>>>>>together. Please don't tell me you two tango as well.
> > >>>>>In Paris. For the last time.
> > >>>>I remember when that first came out, and it was supposed to
> > >>>>be real dirty! So we had to sneak into the theatre dressed in
> > >>>>paper bags, then only to see Marlon Brando's butt! What
> > >>>>a bummer!
> > >>>Not that there is anything wrong with Marlon Brando's butt, but the
> > >>>movie was really boring. I was just glad it had a happy ending.
> > >>Well, as soon as I saw his end I turned away. But now that I think
> > >>about it, maybe it was smirking a little.
> > >
> > >I always did think he was a little bit cracked.
> >
> > Yep, by cracky. That's why he was never in a sit com.
>
> Sitcom: Communications chair.
>
> Sitcom: Computer chair.
>
> Sitcom: Chair maker.

Cocom: A talking penis.

Nascom: A wet microphone.

Syncom: What takes place in a Confessional.

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516D0A.F768EF97@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:
>
> > So then Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> said:
> > >
> > >>So then maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller) said:
> > >>>>>On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 23:03:58 GMT, Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> > >>>>>>I keep getting these awful images of Larry and Greg doing the
merengue
> > >>>>>>together. Please don't tell me you two tango as well.
> > >>>>>In Paris. For the last time.
> > >>>>I remember when that first came out, and it was supposed to
> > >>>>be real dirty! So we had to sneak into the theatre dressed in
> > >>>>paper bags, then only to see Marlon Brando's butt! What
> > >>>>a bummer!
> > >>>Not that there is anything wrong with Marlon Brando's butt, but the
> > >>>movie was really boring. I was just glad it had a happy ending.
> > >>Well, as soon as I saw his end I turned away. But now that I think
> > >>about it, maybe it was smirking a little.
> > >
> > >I always did think he was a little bit cracked.
> >
> > Yep, by cracky. That's why he was never in a sit com.
>
> Sitcom: Communications chair.
>
> Sitcom: Computer chair.
>
> Sitcom: Chair maker.

Cocom: A talking penis.

Nascom: A wet microphone.

Syncom: What takes place in a Confessional.