7/11 Puns

"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:

> So then Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> said:
> >
> >>So then maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller) said:
> >>>>>On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 23:03:58 GMT, Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>I keep getting these awful images of Larry and Greg doing the merengue
> >>>>>>together. Please don't tell me you two tango as well.
> >>>>>In Paris. For the last time.
> >>>>I remember when that first came out, and it was supposed to
> >>>>be real dirty! So we had to sneak into the theatre dressed in
> >>>>paper bags, then only to see Marlon Brando's butt! What
> >>>>a bummer!
> >>>Not that there is anything wrong with Marlon Brando's butt, but the
> >>>movie was really boring. I was just glad it had a happy ending.
> >>Well, as soon as I saw his end I turned away. But now that I think
> >>about it, maybe it was smirking a little.
> >
> >I always did think he was a little bit cracked.
>
> Yep, by cracky. That's why he was never in a sit com.

Sitcom: Communications chair.

Sitcom: Computer chair.

Sitcom: Chair maker.