11/7 Puns

Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 06:55:01 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> <farosenbaum@charter.net> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>> If you want to feather bed, go ahead. I don't give a flock.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> "Birds of a flock, feather together".
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> What goose down here ... <G>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> When my family moved to Michigan, we were Michibeginne rs.Then
> >>>>>>>>> there are Michiganders, Michigeese, and Michigoslings.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Sounds like you've been Michigoosed, Frank.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Actually, Larry, I have been Michigeesed. There was more than one
> >>>>>>> finger.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> I've had people give me the finger on many
> >>>>>> occations and I don't live any where near there.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>I know what you mean. I don't need anyone to give me any fingers. I
> >>>>>already
> >>>>>have ten of my own.
> >>>>
> >>>> You geesed yourself in the Michigander?
> >>>
> >>>Guffaw, No, I didn't. I geesed my wife in her Michigander.
> >>
> >> Well, that sure explains all the goslings.
> >
> >I don't know where you are looking, but there are only two in my flock.
>
> If your flock starts flocking other flocks you could end up as a
> cooked grandfather goose.

Goosing: Musical mud.

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 06:55:01 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > <farosenbaum@charter.net> wrote:
> >
> > >>>>>>>>>>> If you want to feather bed, go ahead. I don't give a flock.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>> "Birds of a flock, feather together".
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>> What goose down here ... <G>
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> When my family moved to Michigan, we were Michibeginne rs.Then
> > >>>>>>>>> there are Michiganders, Michigeese, and Michigoslings.
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> Sounds like you've been Michigoosed, Frank.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Actually, Larry, I have been Michigeesed. There was more than
one
> > >>>>>>> finger.
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> I've had people give me the finger on many
> > >>>>>> occations and I don't live any where near there.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>I know what you mean. I don't need anyone to give me any fingers. I
> > >>>>>already
> > >>>>>have ten of my own.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> You geesed yourself in the Michigander?
> > >>>
> > >>>Guffaw, No, I didn't. I geesed my wife in her Michigander.
> > >>
> > >> Well, that sure explains all the goslings.
> > >
> > >I don't know where you are looking, but there are only two in my flock.
> >
> > If your flock starts flocking other flocks you could end up as a
> > cooked grandfather goose.
>
> Goosing: Musical mud.

Greylag Goose: Eaten by highly anæmic convicts.

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 06:55:01 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > <farosenbaum@charter.net> wrote:
> >
> > >>>>>>>>>>> If you want to feather bed, go ahead. I don't give a flock.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>> "Birds of a flock, feather together".
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>> What goose down here ... <G>
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> When my family moved to Michigan, we were Michibeginne rs.Then
> > >>>>>>>>> there are Michiganders, Michigeese, and Michigoslings.
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> Sounds like you've been Michigoosed, Frank.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Actually, Larry, I have been Michigeesed. There was more than
one
> > >>>>>>> finger.
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> I've had people give me the finger on many
> > >>>>>> occations and I don't live any where near there.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>I know what you mean. I don't need anyone to give me any fingers. I
> > >>>>>already
> > >>>>>have ten of my own.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> You geesed yourself in the Michigander?
> > >>>
> > >>>Guffaw, No, I didn't. I geesed my wife in her Michigander.
> > >>
> > >> Well, that sure explains all the goslings.
> > >
> > >I don't know where you are looking, but there are only two in my flock.
> >
> > If your flock starts flocking other flocks you could end up as a
> > cooked grandfather goose.
>
> Goosing: Musical mud.

Greylag Goose: Eaten by highly anæmic convicts.

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516D22.91589A5A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 06:55:01 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > <farosenbaum@charter.net> wrote:
> >
> > >>>>>>>>>>> If you want to feather bed, go ahead. I don't give a flock.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>> "Birds of a flock, feather together".
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>> What goose down here ... <G>
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> When my family moved to Michigan, we were Michibeginne rs.Then
> > >>>>>>>>> there are Michiganders, Michigeese, and Michigoslings.
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> Sounds like you've been Michigoosed, Frank.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Actually, Larry, I have been Michigeesed. There was more than
one
> > >>>>>>> finger.
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> I've had people give me the finger on many
> > >>>>>> occations and I don't live any where near there.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>I know what you mean. I don't need anyone to give me any fingers. I
> > >>>>>already
> > >>>>>have ten of my own.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> You geesed yourself in the Michigander?
> > >>>
> > >>>Guffaw, No, I didn't. I geesed my wife in her Michigander.
> > >>
> > >> Well, that sure explains all the goslings.
> > >
> > >I don't know where you are looking, but there are only two in my flock.
> >
> > If your flock starts flocking other flocks you could end up as a
> > cooked grandfather goose.
>
> Goosing: Musical mud.

Greylag Goose: Eaten by highly anæmic convicts.

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 06:55:01 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > <farosenbaum@charter.net> wrote:
> >
> > >>>>>>>>>>> If you want to feather bed, go ahead. I don't give a flock.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>> "Birds of a flock, feather together".
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>> What goose down here ... <G>
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> When my family moved to Michigan, we were Michibeginne rs.Then
> > >>>>>>>>> there are Michiganders, Michigeese, and Michigoslings.
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> Sounds like you've been Michigoosed, Frank.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Actually, Larry, I have been Michigeesed. There was more than
one
> > >>>>>>> finger.
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> I've had people give me the finger on many
> > >>>>>> occations and I don't live any where near there.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>I know what you mean. I don't need anyone to give me any fingers. I
> > >>>>>already
> > >>>>>have ten of my own.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> You geesed yourself in the Michigander?
> > >>>
> > >>>Guffaw, No, I didn't. I geesed my wife in her Michigander.
> > >>
> > >> Well, that sure explains all the goslings.
> > >
> > >I don't know where you are looking, but there are only two in my flock.
> >
> > If your flock starts flocking other flocks you could end up as a
> > cooked grandfather goose.
>
> Goosing: Musical mud.

Greylag Goose: Eaten by highly anæmic convicts.

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516D22.91589A5A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 06:55:01 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > <farosenbaum@charter.net> wrote:
> >
> > >>>>>>>>>>> If you want to feather bed, go ahead. I don't give a flock.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>> "Birds of a flock, feather together".
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>> What goose down here ... <G>
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> When my family moved to Michigan, we were Michibeginne rs.Then
> > >>>>>>>>> there are Michiganders, Michigeese, and Michigoslings.
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> Sounds like you've been Michigoosed, Frank.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Actually, Larry, I have been Michigeesed. There was more than
one
> > >>>>>>> finger.
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> I've had people give me the finger on many
> > >>>>>> occations and I don't live any where near there.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>I know what you mean. I don't need anyone to give me any fingers. I
> > >>>>>already
> > >>>>>have ten of my own.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> You geesed yourself in the Michigander?
> > >>>
> > >>>Guffaw, No, I didn't. I geesed my wife in her Michigander.
> > >>
> > >> Well, that sure explains all the goslings.
> > >
> > >I don't know where you are looking, but there are only two in my flock.
> >
> > If your flock starts flocking other flocks you could end up as a
> > cooked grandfather goose.
>
> Goosing: Musical mud.

Greylag Goose: Eaten by highly anæmic convicts.

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516D22.91589A5A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 06:55:01 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > <farosenbaum@charter.net> wrote:
> >
> > >>>>>>>>>>> If you want to feather bed, go ahead. I don't give a flock.
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>>> "Birds of a flock, feather together".
> > >>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>>> What goose down here ... <G>
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> When my family moved to Michigan, we were Michibeginne rs.Then
> > >>>>>>>>> there are Michiganders, Michigeese, and Michigoslings.
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> Sounds like you've been Michigoosed, Frank.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Actually, Larry, I have been Michigeesed. There was more than
one
> > >>>>>>> finger.
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> I've had people give me the finger on many
> > >>>>>> occations and I don't live any where near there.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>I know what you mean. I don't need anyone to give me any fingers. I
> > >>>>>already
> > >>>>>have ten of my own.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> You geesed yourself in the Michigander?
> > >>>
> > >>>Guffaw, No, I didn't. I geesed my wife in her Michigander.
> > >>
> > >> Well, that sure explains all the goslings.
> > >
> > >I don't know where you are looking, but there are only two in my flock.
> >
> > If your flock starts flocking other flocks you could end up as a
> > cooked grandfather goose.
>
> Goosing: Musical mud.

Greylag Goose: Eaten by highly anæmic convicts.