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Old 06-11-2007, 10:49 PM
Tim Bruening
 
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 06:55:01 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> <farosenbaum@charter.net> wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>>>> If you want to feather bed, go ahead. I don't give a flock.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> "Birds of a flock, feather together".
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> What goose down here ... <G>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> When my family moved to Michigan, we were Michibeginne rs.Then
> >>>>>>>>> there are Michiganders, Michigeese, and Michigoslings.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Sounds like you've been Michigoosed, Frank.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Actually, Larry, I have been Michigeesed. There was more than one
> >>>>>>> finger.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> I've had people give me the finger on many
> >>>>>> occations and I don't live any where near there.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>I know what you mean. I don't need anyone to give me any fingers. I
> >>>>>already
> >>>>>have ten of my own.
> >>>>
> >>>> You geesed yourself in the Michigander?
> >>>
> >>>Guffaw, No, I didn't. I geesed my wife in her Michigander.
> >>
> >> Well, that sure explains all the goslings.

> >
> >I don't know where you are looking, but there are only two in my flock.

>
> If your flock starts flocking other flocks you could end up as a
> cooked grandfather goose.


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