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Old 06-11-2007, 10:49 PM
Tim Bruening
 
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11/7 Puns



"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 20:42:48 -0000, "Raphael Kearns"
> <raphael@kearns.fsnet.co.uk> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> >news:yPQid.35936$Bk6.13578@fe2.news.blueyonder.co .uk...
> >>
> >> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> news:4189BB3B.3A410D4B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>> Packed Audience: Lots of suitcases in the auditorium.
> >>
> >>
> >> Auditorium: Place where Conservatives keep their Audinary cars.
> >>
> >>For those of us who cant Afford them

> >

> Haven't you Benz working?


Working: King of labor.

Enzi: New Zealand zombie.

Oozy: Muddy zombie.

Uzi: Zombie gun.
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Old 06-11-2007, 10:50 PM
nemo
 
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Re: 11/7 Puns


"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516D2B.18C819F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 20:42:48 -0000, "Raphael Kearns"
> > <raphael@kearns.fsnet.co.uk> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > >news:yPQid.35936$Bk6.13578@fe2.news.blueyonder.co .uk...
> > >>
> > >> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >> news:4189BB3B.3A410D4B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >>> Packed Audience: Lots of suitcases in the auditorium.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Auditorium: Place where Conservatives keep their Audinary cars.
> > >>
> > >>For those of us who cant Afford them
> > >

> > Haven't you Benz working?

>
> Working: King of labor.
>
> Enzi: New Zealand zombie.
>
> Oozy: Muddy zombie.
>
> Uzi: Zombie gun.


Muzi: Bovine machine gun.


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Old 06-11-2007, 10:50 PM
nemo
 
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Re: 11/7 Puns


"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516D2B.18C819F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 20:42:48 -0000, "Raphael Kearns"
> > <raphael@kearns.fsnet.co.uk> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > >news:yPQid.35936$Bk6.13578@fe2.news.blueyonder.co .uk...
> > >>
> > >> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >> news:4189BB3B.3A410D4B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >>> Packed Audience: Lots of suitcases in the auditorium.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Auditorium: Place where Conservatives keep their Audinary cars.
> > >>
> > >>For those of us who cant Afford them
> > >

> > Haven't you Benz working?

>
> Working: King of labor.
>
> Enzi: New Zealand zombie.
>
> Oozy: Muddy zombie.
>
> Uzi: Zombie gun.


Muzi: Bovine machine gun.


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Old 06-11-2007, 10:50 PM
nemo
 
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Re: 11/7 Puns


"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516D2B.18C819F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 20:42:48 -0000, "Raphael Kearns"
> > <raphael@kearns.fsnet.co.uk> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > >news:yPQid.35936$Bk6.13578@fe2.news.blueyonder.co .uk...
> > >>
> > >> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >> news:4189BB3B.3A410D4B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >>> Packed Audience: Lots of suitcases in the auditorium.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Auditorium: Place where Conservatives keep their Audinary cars.
> > >>
> > >>For those of us who cant Afford them
> > >

> > Haven't you Benz working?

>
> Working: King of labor.
>
> Enzi: New Zealand zombie.
>
> Oozy: Muddy zombie.
>
> Uzi: Zombie gun.


Muzi: Bovine machine gun.


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Old 06-11-2007, 10:50 PM
nemo
 
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Re: 11/7 Puns


"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516D2B.18C819F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 20:42:48 -0000, "Raphael Kearns"
> > <raphael@kearns.fsnet.co.uk> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > >news:yPQid.35936$Bk6.13578@fe2.news.blueyonder.co .uk...
> > >>
> > >> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >> news:4189BB3B.3A410D4B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >>> Packed Audience: Lots of suitcases in the auditorium.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Auditorium: Place where Conservatives keep their Audinary cars.
> > >>
> > >>For those of us who cant Afford them
> > >

> > Haven't you Benz working?

>
> Working: King of labor.
>
> Enzi: New Zealand zombie.
>
> Oozy: Muddy zombie.
>
> Uzi: Zombie gun.


Muzi: Bovine machine gun.


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Old 06-11-2007, 10:50 PM
nemo
 
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Re: 11/7 Puns


"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516D2B.18C819F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 20:42:48 -0000, "Raphael Kearns"
> > <raphael@kearns.fsnet.co.uk> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > >news:yPQid.35936$Bk6.13578@fe2.news.blueyonder.co .uk...
> > >>
> > >> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >> news:4189BB3B.3A410D4B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >>> Packed Audience: Lots of suitcases in the auditorium.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Auditorium: Place where Conservatives keep their Audinary cars.
> > >>
> > >>For those of us who cant Afford them
> > >

> > Haven't you Benz working?

>
> Working: King of labor.
>
> Enzi: New Zealand zombie.
>
> Oozy: Muddy zombie.
>
> Uzi: Zombie gun.


Muzi: Bovine machine gun.


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Old 06-11-2007, 10:50 PM
nemo
 
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Re: 11/7 Puns


"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:45516D2B.18C819F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 5 Nov 2004 20:42:48 -0000, "Raphael Kearns"
> > <raphael@kearns.fsnet.co.uk> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > >news:yPQid.35936$Bk6.13578@fe2.news.blueyonder.co .uk...
> > >>
> > >> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >> news:4189BB3B.3A410D4B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >>> Packed Audience: Lots of suitcases in the auditorium.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Auditorium: Place where Conservatives keep their Audinary cars.
> > >>
> > >>For those of us who cant Afford them
> > >

> > Haven't you Benz working?

>
> Working: King of labor.
>
> Enzi: New Zealand zombie.
>
> Oozy: Muddy zombie.
>
> Uzi: Zombie gun.


Muzi: Bovine machine gun.


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