THE GREAT BLONDE KIDNAP

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided
to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and
told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning,
put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the
slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to
show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was
sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"