SPECIAL BLONDE DIET

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I
want
you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this
procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least
5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20
pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"

The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop
dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."

"No, from all that skipping."