POPULATING THE EARTH

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you
and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to
kiss
her."

Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief
description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby
bush.

A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was
enjoyable."

And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now
I'd like you to caress Eve."

And Adam said, " 'What is a 'caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief
description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "'Lord, that
was even better than the kiss."

And the Lord said, "'You've done well Adam. And now I want you to make
love to Eve."

And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So the Lord again gave Adam
directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he
reappeared in two seconds.

And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache'?"